Zoe Saldana: Gamora
Ego : I created what I imagined biological life to be like... down to the most minute detail.
Drax : Did you make a penis?
Peter Quill : Dude!
Gamora : What is wrong with you?
Drax : If he's a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? He would smush her!
Peter Quill : I don't need to hear how my parents...
Drax : Why? My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.
Peter Quill : That's disgusting.
Drax : It was beautiful. You earthers have hang-ups.
Ego : Yes, Drax, I got a penis.
Drax : Ha! Thank you!
Ego : It's not half bad.
Rocket : Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch? Hmm?
Peter Quill : I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch."
Rocket : I did it because I wanted to!
Peter Quill : Dick.
Rocket : What are we even talking about this for? We just had a little man save us by blowing up fifty ships!
Drax : How little?
Rocket : [holding his thumb and forefinger close together] Well, I don't know, like this?
Gamora : [skeptically] A little one-inch man saved us?
Rocket : Well, if he got closer, I'm sure he would be much larger.
Peter Quill : It's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.
Rocket : *Don't call me a racoon*!
Peter Quill : I'm sorry. I took it too far. I meant trash panda.
[Rocket looks around in confusion]
Rocket : Is that better?
Drax : I don't know.
Peter Quill : [snickering] It's worse. It's so much worse.
Drax : The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside. I must cut through it from the inside.
Gamora : Huh?... No, no! Drax, wait a minute! *Drax*!
[Drax charges at the monster, and leaps down its throat]
Peter Quill : [horrified] What is he doing?
Gamora : He said the skin is too thick to be pierced on the outside. So he...
Peter Quill : But, that doesn't make any sense!
Gamora : I tried telling him that!
Peter Quill : Skin is the same level of thickness from the inside as from the outside!
Gamora : I *realize* that.
Mantis : If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.
Peter Quill : You read minds?
Mantis : No. Telepaths know thoughts. Empaths feel feelings. Emotions.
Mantis : [to Peter] May I?
Peter Quill : All right.
Mantis : [Mantis touches Peter's hand] You feel... love.
Peter Quill : Yeah. I guess, yeah, I feel a general, unselfish love for just about everybody...
Mantis : No! Romantic, sexual love.
Peter Quill : No. No, I don't.
Mantis : [points to Gamora] For her!
Peter Quill : No, no. No, I don't.
Mantis : [points to Gamora] For her.
Peter Quill : No! That is not...
[Drax starts laughing hysterically]
Peter Quill : Okay... That's...
Drax : [still laughing] She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret!
Peter Quill : Dude, come on, I think you're overreacting a little bit.
Drax : [still laughing] You must be so embarrassed!
Drax : [to Mantis] Do me! Do me! Do me!
[Mantis touches Drax and she starts laughing hysterically]
Mantis : I've never felt such humor!
Peter Quill : So unbelievably uncool.
Drax : Oh, Quill...
[Mantis walks over to Gamora to touch her]
Gamora : Touch me, and the *only* thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.
Gamora : What if this man *is* your Hasselhoff?
Peter Quill : This is weird. We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear.
Gamora : Why would they do that?
Drax : Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries.
Rocket : Dude!
Drax : [awkwardly] Right... He didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is.
Gamora : Can we put the bickering on hold until *after* we survive this massive space battle?
Nebula : I win. I win. I bested you in combat.
Gamora : No. I saved your life.
Nebula : Well, you were stupid enough to let me live.
Gamora : You let me live!
Nebula : I don't need you always trying to beat me!
Gamora : I'm not the one that just flew across the universe just because I wanted to win.
Nebula : Do not tell me what I want.
Gamora : I don't need to tell you what you want! It's obvious!
Nebula : You were the one who wanted to win. And *I* just wanted a sister!
Nebula : You were all I had. But you were the one who needed to win. Thanos pulled my eye from my head... and my brain from my skull... and my arm from my body... because of you.
Gamora : [hugging Nebula] You will always be my sister.
[Mantis touches Gamora, and she feels fear for the first time]
Gamora : What did you do to me?
Gamora : What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau?
Peter Quill : [confused] Who?
Gamora : He owned a magic boat?
Peter Quill : [after a long pause] David Hasselhoff?
Gamora : Right.
Peter Quill : Not a magic boat. A talking car.
Gamora : Why did he talk again?
Peter Quill : To help him fight crime, and to be supportive!
Gamora : Nebula... I was a child like you. I was concerned with staying alive until the next day, every day. And I never considered what Thanos was doing to you. I'm trying to make it right. There are little girls like you across the universe who are in danger. You can stay with us and help them.
Nebula : I will help them by killing Thanos.
Gamora : [to Quill] There's no unspoken thing.
Peter Quill : I thought your thing was a sword?
Gamora : We've been hired to stop an inter-dimensional beast from feeding on those batteries and I'm going to stop it with a sword?
Peter Quill : It's just... swords were your thing and guns were mine, but... I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that.
Gamora : Where's Peter?... Rocket, WHERE IS HE?... Rocket. LOOK AT ME! WHERE IS HE?
[Rocket mumbles and shakes his head. Groot points outside. Gamora rises and grabs a weapon]
Gamora : No! I'm not leaving without him!
Rocket : I'm sorry. I can only afford to lose one friend today. KRAGLIN, GO!
Drax : [Kraglin starts engines. To Kraglin] Wait. Is Quill back?
Drax : Rocket, where's Quill? ROCKET, WHERE'S QUILL? ROCKET, WHERE'S QUILL?
Gamora : We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet.
Mantis : Ego will have won him to his side by now. He has a way...
Nebula : Then we just go!
Gamora : No! He's our friend.
Nebula : All any of you do is yell at each other. You are not friends.
Drax : You're right. We're family. We leave no one behind.
[looking at Nebula]
Drax : Except maybe you.
Nebula : [shakes her head in disbelief] Oh, my God.