Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
Colin Farrell | ... | Holt Farrier | |
Michael Keaton | ... | V. A. Vandevere | |
Danny DeVito | ... | Max Medici | |
Eva Green | ... | Colette Marchant | |
Alan Arkin | ... | J. Griffin Remington | |
Nico Parker | ... | Milly Farrier | |
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Finley Hobbins | ... | Joe Farrier |
Roshan Seth | ... | Pramesh Singh | |
Lars Eidinger | ... | Hans Brugelbecker | |
Deobia Oparei | ... | Rongo (as DeObia Oparei) | |
Joseph Gatt | ... | Neils Skellig | |
Miguel Muñoz Segura | ... | Ivan the Wonderful | |
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Zenaida Alcalde | ... | Catherine the Greater (as Zenaida Alcalde Alcalde) |
Douglas Reith | ... | Sotheby | |
Phil Zimmerman | ... | Rufus Sorghum |
Holt was once a circus star, but he went off to war and when he returned it had terribly altered him. Circus owner Max Medici (Danny DeVito) hires him to take care of Dumbo, a newborn elephant whose oversized ears make him the laughing stock of the struggling circus troupe. But when Holt's children discover that Dumbo can fly, silver-tongued entrepreneur V.A. Vandevere (Michael Keaton), and aerial artist Colette Marchant (Eva Green) swoop in to make the little elephant a star.
Farrell: stiff, hollow, unbelievable. Keaton: see above. Green: tolerable. DeVito: slightly less than tolerable. Script: could have been written on the back of a cocktail napkin. Interesting characters: none. Likable or dislikable characters: none. CGI: utterly wasted. LONE Bright Spot (and bright mostly by contrast to the rest): Nico Parker. Moments you were thrilled: none. Moments you laughed: 1. Moments you cheered: none (except maybe when the film was over). Moments you cried: none Moments you wanted to walk out of the theater: um, how long was the film? They had a guarantee and blew it. Totally blew it.