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Yoga Hosers (2016)

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Two teenage yoga enthusiasts must do battle with an evil presence that is threatening to rise from its underground lair and endanger their major party plans.

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Kevin Smith

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Kevin Smith
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Lily-Rose Depp ... Colleen Collette
Harley Quinn Smith ... Colleen McKenzie
Adam Brody ... Ichabod
Harley Morenstein ... Toilet Paper Man
Ashley Greene ... 'Peg Mom
Jack Depp Jack Depp ... 'Peg Son
Austin Butler ... Hunter Calloway
Tyler Posey ... Gordon Greenleaf
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith ... Ms. McKenzie (as Jennifer Schwalbach)
Justin Long ... Yogi Bayer
Tony Hale ... Bob Collette
Natasha Lyonne ... Tabitha
Genesis Rodriguez ... Ms. Wicklund
Vanessa Paradis ... Ms. Maurice
Haley Joel Osment ... Adrien Arcand
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Set in the Great White North of Canada, YOGA HOSERS tells the story of Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie - two teenage besties from Winnipeg who spend their lives doing Yoga with their faces in their phones, 'Liking' or 'Not Liking' the real world around them. But when these Sophomore girls are invited to a Senior party by the school hottie, the Colleens accidentally uncover an ancient evil, long buried beneath the Manitoba earth.

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Kevin Smith, the creator of cult classics like 'Clerks' and 'Tusk' brings you this new weird comedy. See more »


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Rated PG-13 for crude humor, sexual references, comic violence, and brief drug material | See all certifications »

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Trivia

The music cue at approximately 58:34 is a music cue almost note-for-note from the opening moments of The Shining (1980). See more »

Goofs

NMiss Maurice said that "Sureté du Quebec" (Quebec provincial police) arrested the Canadian Nazi Adrien Arcand in 1940. Sureté Quebec was established in 1968, before that it was called "Sureté Provinciale". See more »

Quotes

Yogi Bayer: You're smudging my glass with your perverted energy!
Yogi Bayer: Go!
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Crazy Credits

An excerpt of a podcast with Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier can be heard at the end of the credits. See more »

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References Halloween (1978) See more »

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Future Stars
by Cheerleader
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In All Seriousness What Happened to Kevin Smith?

Now when I first saw the trailer to Kevin Smith's (Clerks, Dogma) Yoga Hosers I was a little surprised. Now for those who have not seen the trailer for this film, and are asking yourself "What the Hell are some Yoga Hosers?" The trailer focuses on the two Canadian girls from Smith's last film, Tusk. Who work at a convenience store, and encounter Nazi sausages. Seriously. When I saw the trailer, my immediate instinct reaction was "What the f*ck?" It wasn't that what the f*ck with anger, it wasn't what the f*ck with confusion, it really was just a simple what the f*ck. Now I love Kevin Smith films. He always seemed like a cool person, he is well spoken, writes scripts with compelling characters and story, and he seems like the kind of guy you could easily talk with. His last film Tusk, in my opinion was his worst film. The films plot was there and it sounded great. What I personally didn't enjoy was the pace of the film and the characters. At least that film had a story wrapped around in it. Most people, including myself love the art form of filmmaking and movies for two main reasons. That being a story the audience can connect to and characters and audience can connect to. In my opinion, Yoga Hosers has very little story, with characters an audience cannot connect to, it isn't that funny, it's annoying, and I personally didn't get it.

I do not know if Kevin Smith made this film to mess with critics, the media, and fans. Or is he just this bad of a filmmaker now? Sadly, out there in the world there really is an individual who has a film script. A film script with story, compelling characters, a story that is a breath of fresh air, and a script that is really written with heart. Unfortunately, we may never have a chance to see it, because Kevin Smith had to bring us f*cking Yoga Hosers.

Sorry Ah-Boot That

I don't know where to start with this film. For God's sake, there is even a Marvel cameo of Stan Lee in this! I didn't go into this movie thinking it was terrible. I saw it on Netflix, went in with a clear unbiased mind, and 80 minutes later I'm shocked. The one good part of this movie is Harley Quinn Smith and Lily-Rose Depp. Those two actually to capture the spirit of Clerks in a way. I found them to be a little funny. But the rest of it is just bad acting and really bad Canadian jokes. They run the same joke into the ground over and over and over and over again. I didn't know it was possible to offend and be prejudice towards Canadians. After seeing this movie, well Goddamn it is possible if you're Kevin Smith. We f*cking get it, Canadians say EH (A) ever so often. When they say about, sometimes it sounds like they are saying Ah- boot. At first it is a chuckle. After that, it is just sad; the whole movie is Eh and Ah-boot!

That damn title card pops up every ten minutes when they introduce a character is bad! It looks like a want to be Scott Pilgrim and Suicide Squad.The cast is talented, but the story and they way it's written is completely ridiculous. Pucky Charms cereal ever ten minutes in your face, terrible Canadian slang jokes, looks like a 1990s video game in 2016, and this is the director of Clerks, Dogma, and Chasing Amy. There is no way in Hell this movie was made seriously, it is clearly a joke. A joke I personally do not find funny.

This film is worse than Tusk. If you enjoyed it, I am more than glad you did. Maybe I just don't get the joke. Kevin Smith's down dude since day one is in this, Mr. Jason Mewes! And even he is in this for two minutes, with the look on his face like yeah I don't need this right now. Really it is a shame, it's a mess, and I will always like and respect Kevin Smith. But recently his work, his legacy, his films have gone so far down the sh*tter I don't think he can cleanly come back up. Sorry Ah-boot that, yeah you should be sorry for this sh*t you call a movie!

I believe this "movie" earns a…

2 out of 10.

Worst Kevin Smith film.


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2 September 2016 (USA) See more »

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$5,000,000 (estimated)

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$36,585
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