Set in the Great White North of Canada, YOGA HOSERS tells the story of Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie - two teenage besties from Winnipeg who spend their lives doing Yoga with their faces in their phones, 'Liking' or 'Not Liking' the real world around them. But when these Sophomore girls are invited to a Senior party by the school hottie, the Colleens accidentally uncover an ancient evil, long buried beneath the Manitoba earth.
Ralph Garman who plays the villain Andronicus Arcane does several celebrity impressions, one of them is actor Adam West who played Batman in the 1966 tv series, Garman is a big fan of the show and has one of the biggest 1966 batman collections in the world and was in part responsible for getting Adam West a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. He also co hosts a live talk show with director Kevin Smith called Hollywood Babbleon See more »
NMiss Maurice said that "Sureté du Quebec" (Quebec provincial police) arrested the Canadian Nazi Adrien Arcand in 1940. Sureté Quebec was established in 1968, before that it was called "Sureté Provinciale". See more »
Haters have got to hate, like the douches have to douche. That's the life, right there in a nutshell.
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Glamthrax featuring Guy Lapointe sing Oh Canada during the end credits. See more »
I think I get what Kevin Smith was trying to do. But by portraying young girl the way adults see them is not funny to anyone. The younger people watching will be insulted and the adult will be annoyed. For a small comedic moment I can see it but not for over an hour.
Secondly. Kevin Smith REALLY should of made just a little research into Canada. I have never heard that accent in my life. It's not a real one. It's an accent made up by comedians. The only accent that is accurate is Jony Depp. French Canadian from Montreal do speak like that but the rest of the cast just got on my nerves. Also in Canada we have 11 grades then college then university. Speaking of we have world renown University's he didn't need to invent one.
Now this part I understand because the U.S. is very patriotic but we really aren't. We love our country and are proud to be Canadian but we don't have beavers, flags, maple syrup, and so on everywhere. Most Canadian can't even sing the anthem by heart. We have no need to shove our patriotism down anyone's throat.
And lastly, alto this could be only for "plot" sake, the only part we had in WWII in Canada was a secret lab under the university of McGill in Montreal were the atomic bomb was built by Americans.
Now if you have no clue about anything from Canada and you don't mind a movie with a weird "plot" then sure. If not then stay away. It's not just bad it is, in my opinion, a movie to cast there kids and make money.
I am a huge fan of Kevin Smith. From clerks to Dogma and the red state. But this is just awful. I can see Jersy girl being a good movie in his head while doing it but this one I am pretty sure even Kevin Smith didn't think it was good.
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