Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I was spitting out formulas, when you were spitting up formulas!
Tom Wachowski: ...I was breastfed.
Sonic the Hedgehog: [from trailer] Oh my God, stop the car right now!
Tom Wachowski: What? What?
Sonic the Hedgehog: [sees sign] The World's Largest Rubber Band Ball? We gotta see it!
Tom Wachowski: No, this is not some fun family road tr-
[sees Sonic isn't there. He suddenly comes back, with souvenirs]
Sonic the Hedgehog: Eh, you were right. It was lame. Gift shop was cool, though.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Are you in change here?
Major Bennington: Yes I a...
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: NOPE!
Major Bennington: My...
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: WRONG!
Major Bennington: Na...
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I'M IN CHARGE!
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Allow me to clarify
[Turns another direction]
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is to vast to quantify. Agent Stone
Agent Stone: The doctor thinks you're basic
Major Bennington: Listen pal, I don't know if you realize who...
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I'm sorry major what was your name?
Major Bennington: Benningt...
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: NOBODY CARES!
Sonic the Hedgehog: Look at this, I took nine million steps today!
Sonic the Hedgehog: [takes down Robotnik's truck] Is that all you got?
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: No, but thank you for asking.
[deploys vehicles from his truck]
Sonic the Hedgehog: [Tom finds Sonic in his home; he shrugs] Uhhh... meow?
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Whatever this creature is, our job is to secure it.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Neutralize it.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: See what makes it tick.
Business Woman: [Tom is carrying a noisy Sonic hidden in his bag]
Tom Wachowski: Stay in there and be quiet.
Sonic the Hedgehog: How much longer, I can't breathe in here?
Business Woman: Do you have a child in that bag?
Tom Wachowski: No. I mean, yes, it's a child, but it's not mine.