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Le tout nouveau testament (2015)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Fantasy | 1 September 2015 (Belgium)
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Did you know that God is alive and lives in Brussels with his daughter?

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Pili Groyne ... Ea
... Dieu
... Martine
... François
... La femme de Dieu
... Aurélie
... Marc
Didier De Neck ... Jean-Claude
Marco Lorenzini ... Victor
Romain Gelin ... Willy
... Xenia, l'Allemande
... Le prêtre
... Jésus Christ
Gaspard Pauwels ... Kevin
Bilal Aya ... Philippe
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God lives in human form as a cynical writer with his young opinionated daughter in present-day Brussels, Belgium. She concludes that her dad is doing a terrible job and decides to rewrite the world, descending to earth in search of her own 6 messengers to write a brand new testament and change the status quo.

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If you thought God's son was trouble... Wait until you meet his daughter. See more »

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Comedy | Fantasy

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1 September 2015 (Belgium)  »

Also Known As:

El nuevo nuevo testamento  »

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Budget:

€8,555,500 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$19,812, 16 December 2016, Limited Release

Gross USA:

$89,182, 6 January 2017

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$100,933, 15 January 2017
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The official Belgian submission for the 2016 Academy Awards. See more »

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Dieu crawls through a washing machine to the world, but it is mechanically not possible to open that kind of washing machine from the inside. He's God. Is he really going to have a problem with a washing machine? See more »

Quotes

Dieu: Law 1522:If one day you fall in love with a woman there's a great chance you will not spend your life with her.
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The credits are designed as though they are embroidered on fabric, with embroidered images on each side. See more »

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Features Cabiria (1914) See more »

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O Solitude! My Sweetest Choice
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Written by Henry Purcell and lyrics by Katherine Philips
Andreas Scholl, counter-tenor
Performed by Accademia Bizantina, conducted by Stefano Montanari
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Strange, different kind of humor
13 September 2016 | by See all my reviews

If you have a taste for strange, different kind of humor, then The Brand New Testament (Le tout nouveau testament) is for you. God lives in Brussels with his wife and 10 years old daughter, in an apartment without windows or doors. He is a bad husband and father, and spend his time having fun with his human and nature creations, creating laws and disasters. One day his daughter has access to his computer...

It is a comedy where you have dense characters, and no one laughs, only you. You will find connection between all little elements and actions of the movie, and that is geniously amazing!

Just go and see it!


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