The cunning and wicked Urfin wants to become ruler of Magic Land. With an army of wooden soldiers, he captures the Emerald City and renames it ti Urfinville. He is all but ready to ... See full summary »
On the little island lost in far sunny China the regular life of mandarin ducks in an instant turns into chaos: the flock of the military mallards are making a cruise to Hawaii, by mistake lands on the mandarine's island. The chief of mallards, Duckmus doesn't want to reckon with the local traditions, as well the mandarin's Emperor doesn't like uninvited guests. The Cold War breaks out between two clans . The heir of the of mandarin's Emperor, Longway is falling in love with charming Erica, the daughter of the mallards chief and kids don't care about the war between their dads. While leaders are trying to sort out their relationships, Longway gets into a trouble. Two stupid thieves from the human town, on the instructions of the Old Witch, start to hunt for Longway. It turns out, that Longway is the magic "Sun Duck", which, according to the legend, is endowed with superhuman abilities, and it allows him to get power from the sun. The Old Witch is ready for any crime for the sake of ...Written by
I can't believe my dad locked me up. He dragged me all over the world, then throws me in the slammer just because I didn't follow his every rule.
Wow. You've been around the world, huh? I've never been off this island.
Really? You got to stay in one place the whole time? A place to call home?
My father says it isn't safe out there, so I need to stay and learn traditions. Our crazy, boring traditions that nobody believes in.
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There are very few movies I would walk out on after paying to see them, but this film was PAINFULLY stupid. It was so horrible I didn't even ask for my money back, as I didn't trust myself to not berate the poor theater employee when it wasn't his fault he sold me a ticket to a movie that simply should not have been made. Nonetheless, t couldn't endure more than 20 minutes of it before having to leave or risk a splitting headache. It's not just a matter of individual comedy style preferences - although I'm not a fan of "dumb and dumber" type comedy, this movie isn't stupid in that way (I would have watched it through to the end if it had been). It's just simply stupid in every way: Plot (nonexistent), dialogue, music, characters, gaudy poorly done violence in places where violence doesn't even make any sense, much less contribute to the story. I don't know how to say it better than simply: "Everything about this movie is awful."
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