Henry Gamble's Birthday Party

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Henry Gamble: How big is yours?

Gabe: Soft or hard?

Henry Gamble: Hard.

Gabe: I don't know. Last time I checked it was, like, six inches, but that was in... like, seventh grade, so it probably grew.

Henry Gamble: Oh.

Gabe: It's probably more like seven now, maybe even eight.

Henry Gamble: Do you want to measure it now?

Gabe: I'm not hard.

Henry Gamble: Oh.

Gabe: Are you?

Henry Gamble: No.

Gabe: How big are YOU?

Henry Gamble: Like... six and a half.

Gabe: That's cool. Not bad.