A group of beautiful bikini-clad girls go on a vacation in the swamp of the Florida Everglades, never to return.A group of beautiful bikini-clad girls go on a vacation in the swamp of the Florida Everglades, never to return.A group of beautiful bikini-clad girls go on a vacation in the swamp of the Florida Everglades, never to return.
I had not even heard about "Bikini Swamp Girl Massacre" prior to stumbling upon it by sheer random luck. I looked at the cover and immediately knew that with a title like that it was bound to be either a glorious spoof of a horror comedy or it was going to suck big time.
It turned out to be the latter...
I managed to endure "Bikini Swamp Girl Massacre" for about 50 minutes before I was ready to claw my eyes out and just tossed in the towel and gave up. The movie was unfathomably bad. From the laughable and stupid storyline to the atrocious acting performances put on by some of the actors and actresses in the movie.
Sure, not much can be expected from a Troma movie, but I will say that the production value of this movie was definitely notched up tremendously in comparison to many of their other movies. Thumbs up for that, but it was hardly enough to salvage the movie in any way.
The special effects in the movie were as to be expected. But hey, at least it felt like they were trying. And that's got to count for something, right?
With my interest utterly shattered in this movie, there is no chance that I am returning to finish watching the rest of "Bikini Swamp Girl Massacre", even with its corny and catchy title. It was just not worth the time, money or effort.
- Apr 13, 2019