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Don't Fuck in the Woods (2016)

Unrated | | Horror | 25 October 2016 (USA)
A group of friends are going on a camping trip to celebrate graduating college. But once they enter the woods, the group are attacked by a creature.

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Shawn Burkett

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Cast overview:
Brandy Mason ... Meg
Scott Gillespie Scott Gillespie ... Luke / Creature
Brittany Blanton ... Jane
Ayse Howard Ayse Howard ... Alex
Roman Jossart Roman Jossart ... Mac
Hannah Herdt Hannah Herdt ... Parker
Kevin Hamburger Kevin Hamburger ... Mark
Char Stone Char Stone ... Ash (as Kayla Morgan)
Nadia White Nadia White ... Lacey
Brian Cornell Brian Cornell ... Conor
Savannah Howard Savannah Howard ... Video Store Thief
Joe Vollman Joe Vollman ... Park Volunteer
Deryk Wehrley Deryk Wehrley ... Jason
Chris J. Neal Chris J. Neal ... Customer (as Chris Neal)
Ryan Stacy ... Ross - Guy in Alley
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With the intention of celebrating their graduation from college, a group of friends and horror aficionados, decide to take a break and head off deep into the woods for a weekend of fun and debauchery. However, their plans for the perfect camping trip will soon fall to pieces, when a merciless entity attracted to the reeking scent of sexual activity will crash the party. Lethal and silent, the carnal predator that lurks in the thick dark shadows, will eventually hunt down the happy campers one by one until there's no one left. But didn't the kids know that funking in the woods is messy, unsanitary, and very, very dangerous? Written by Nick Riganas

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English

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25 October 2016 (USA) See more »

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Ohio, USA

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$10,000 (estimated)
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1.78 : 1 / (high definition)
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Shawn Burkett has been celibate for almost a year in order to finish Don't Fuck In The Woods. See more »

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There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it. (Alfred Hitchcock.) See more »

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References Don't Go in the Woods (1981) See more »

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Haven't Thought of You In So Long (and I'd like to keep it that way)
Written and performed by Doug Hoyer
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It Is What It Is
11 April 2018 | by BoxFroggySee all my reviews

Well, it's exactly what you'd expect given its title and its well, everything else. It's no where near good by any stretch of the imagination but still, it's exactly what you should expect, don't go into this expecting some marvel of a movie, it is what it is, even if that is just practically porn. The acting is fine, the effects are actually pretty good, the costume for the monster though, absolutely hilarious, it's all very B grade. Its camera work is very uh, I dunno, amatuer horror film? It is what it is. I usually really don't mind a lot of sex and nudity in movies but, there was a LOT but again, what's the whole premise of this film? To not fucking in the woods so, really expect practically porn. The stories basic college kid horror, given it's much more of a comedy than a horror, overall would probably be pretty rad after a few drinks and some weed or somthin with some friends, it's not complete and utter trash but it's still highkey shit .


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