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Don't Fuck in the Woods (2016)

Unrated | | Horror | 25 October 2016 (USA)
A group of friends are going on a camping trip to celebrate graduating college. But once they enter the woods, the group are attacked by a creature.

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Scott Gillespie ... Luke / Creature
... Jane
Ayse Howard ... Alex
Roman Jossart ... Mac
Hannah Herdt ... Parker
Kevin Hamburger ... Mark
Kayla Stone ... Ash (as Kayla Morgan)
Nadia White ... Lacey
Brian Cornell ... Conor
Savannah Howard ... Video Store Thief
Joe Vollman ... Park Volunteer
Deryk Wehrley ... Jason
Chris J. Neal ... Customer (as Chris Neal)
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With the intention of celebrating their graduation from college, a group of friends and horror aficionados, decide to take a break and head off deep into the woods for a weekend of fun and debauchery. However, their plans for the perfect camping trip will soon fall to pieces, when a merciless entity attracted to the reeking scent of sexual activity will crash the party. Lethal and silent, the carnal predator that lurks in the thick dark shadows, will eventually hunt down the happy campers one by one until there's no one left. But didn't the kids know that funking in the woods is messy, unsanitary, and very, very dangerous? Written by Nick Riganas

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My quick rating - 2.8/10. As much as I wanted to like this movie, mainly for the goofy title, it just was not good. I thoroughly enjoy finding low budget movies made by unknowns to find your Raimis or Jacksons (both of which I found on their shoestring budget flicks long before Hollywood) this movie isn't going to be catapulting anyone into stardom. Especially not the creature creator, whom I assume shops at the local Halloween store. The effects were terrible. I am fairly sure the dialogue was adlibbed. The "woods" may have been someone's backyard next to a local forest, at best. I really tried to like this, but with so much not to like, such as being within feet of this big bad monster, and acting like nothing is there, I just couldn't possibly enjoy this. I expected boobs and gore in that order, and neither really delivered. Too bad to waste the clever, yet obvious title on such a snoozefest. But I will say, in the end, the blooper reel did seem like the kids had fun in filming this, so at least that is good. And some bonus points added for bow and arrow use, then subtracted for lack of reason or method of making an exploding arrow out of literally nothing combustible (I doubt the nudge to Predator is appreciated). At a mere 75 minutes, you won't be all that upset if you watch it, you most likely just won't enjoy it.


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