- Nami Hito: I'm depressed. I want to die, I want to die!
- Abiru Kobushi: Saying you want to die when you're young is like measles. If you grow up doing it like Sensei, you'll be the guy who makes everyone around you laugh.
- Nozomu Itoshiki: Makes everyone around you laugh?
- Majiru Itoshiki: NO WAY! I don't want to end up like him!
- Nozomu Itoshiki: You think you're that far off, Majiru?
- Nozomu Itoshiki: Who are you?
- Kafuka Fuura: [disguise] I'm a freshman from the next school.
- [hands Mr. Itoshiki a love letter and runs off... enraging the schoolgirls]
- Chiri Kitsu: [glare] You've gotten popular, Sensei.
- Nozomu Itoshiki: W-what are you saying? Isn't female students falling for their teachers a kind of measles?
- [all the girls think this over, and charge at Mr. Itoshiki]
- Schoolgirls: Measles! Measles!
- Kafuka Fuura: Class is cancelled, due to measles!
- [Mr. Itoshiki is in a ward... surrounded by schoolgirls]
- Nozomu Itoshiki: I don't think this solves the root of the problem...
- Maria Taro Sekiutsu: It works the other way around! If someone who's going to be a teacher isn't immunized against female students, he'll go for them all when he does becomes one!
- Majiru Itoshiki: [lying in a bed with measles] I caught the real thing...
- [nobody pays attention to him]