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Bikini Girls v Dinosaurs (2014)

Not Rated | | Sci-Fi | 21 March 2014 (UK)
Three bikini clad heirs to a space age kingdom, on the eve of their inauguration, are tricked and sent into a black hole and back in time by their evil stepmother so she can take the throne.

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Kenneth D. Barker
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Credited cast:
Agne Adomulyte Agne Adomulyte ... Nomeda
Vicki Glover ... S'lutine Leader
Waleed Khalid Waleed Khalid ... Fabulous Controller
Cheri La May Cheri La May ... Archeologist
Fiona Lobo-Cranston Fiona Lobo-Cranston ... Additional Voice Work
David Macey ... Xeto Gamut
Sophie McWhannell Sophie McWhannell ... Scientist
Pauline Myers Pauline Myers ... Block Pilot
Dave Newell Dave Newell ... Pioneer 10
Alex Oyston Alex Oyston ... Xau (as Xander Hewitt)
Toria Pardoe Toria Pardoe ... Tansy
Hannah Robson ... Cala
Kul Sarai Kul Sarai ... Solara
Daniel Tallett Daniel Tallett ... Block Pilot
Caroline Vella Caroline Vella ... Voluptina
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Three bikini clad heirs to a space age kingdom, on the eve of their inauguration, are tricked and sent into a black hole and back in time by their evil stepmother Voluptina. She and her half human sidekick have plans of gaining power and with the aide of a mad scientist (with a penchant for being evil to teddy-bears)they plot to get rid the Bikini Girls. In the meantime the Bikini Girls, back in 75 million BC are battling dinosaurs, finding plutonium and using cheese with great effect. Will they get back in time for their inauguration, is inauguration even spelled right? Bikini Girls will rock your world (if you believe the title music). Written by David Macey

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Whatever you do, run......faster!

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Sci-Fi

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Not Rated

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UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

21 March 2014 (UK) See more »

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Budget:

GBP10,000 (estimated)
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Dolby Digital (RCA Sound Recording)

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Color

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1.78 : 1
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Dinosaurs really didn't die of cheese poisoning. See more »

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An Honest Review
22 May 2019 | by generationofswineSee all my reviews

10 stars, right? Shocking. But it had me at "Ok we're the bad guys, so let's attack without provocation." A line that I just found hysterical.

And then it turned into a space dog fight with what looked like brightly painted toys. Cheap and brightly painted toys with some of the worst special effects I've seen outside of circa 1960 low budget science fiction...which was another big plus.

It's badly acted, the special effects are horrible, the dialogue is ridiculous, but the jokes are lame and hysterically cringe worthy...and it all works brilliantly to make for one of those "so bad it's good' cheese fests.

It's an absolutely horrible movie, but at no point in time does it even begin to take itself seriously.


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