- Leslie Knope: Who cares what Gryzzl and Ron have. I have the most valuable currency in America: a blind, stubborn belief that I'm 100% right.
- Jerry Gergich: So I go by Terry now. They already had a Larry in the Parks department, and they suggested that they change my name to Terry. I told them my real name was Garry, and they said "who cares?" What a fun bunch of guys.
- Ben Wyatt: Can you be civil?
- Leslie Knope: I am civil. He's the stupid garbage head doo-doo face.
- Ben Wyatt: That's perfect.
- Jerry Gergich: [Playing a mailman on Andy's show] Hello, Johnny. I have something for you.
- Andy Dwyer: Hello, Terry. I have something for you too.
- Jerry Gergich: Oh, Andy, no...
- Andy Dwyer: Ninjas, attack!
- [Kids dressed as ninjas swarm over Jerry]
- Andy Dwyer: Just three hits each, kids.