Incredibles 2 (2018)
Craig T. Nelson: Bob Parr, Mr. Incredible
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : [as Bob helps him with his math] That's... not the way you're supposed to do it, Dad.
[turns his book around]
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : They want us to do it this...
Bob Parr : I don't KNOW that way, why would they change math? Math is math, math is math!
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : [as Bob talks over him] I think it's okay, Dad...
Bob Parr : Hey! You did this, can you UN-do it?
Krushauer : You want me to... UN-crush?
Bob Parr : What, no one's ever asked for that?
Krushauer : No! What you want un-crush for?
Bob Parr : So I can- Never mind.
[He starts running off]
Krushauer : What if I tell you to un-punch someone, what you do then?
Bob Parr : Num num, cookie?
Helen Parr : [at the dinner table] Superheroes are illegal.
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : We wanna fight bad guys!
Jack-Jack Parr : [throws his fists around] I wanawai bad guy!
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : It defines who I am.
Bob Parr : We're not saying you have - what?
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : Someone on TV said it.
[Violet and Dash demand to know why Bob hasn't told Helen about Jack-Jack's powers]
Bob Parr : Because I'm formulating, okay! I'm taking in information! I'm processing! I'm doing the math, I'm fixing the boyfriend, and keeping the baby from turning into a flaming monster! How do I do it? By rolling with the punches, baby! I eat thunder and crap lightening, okay? Because I'm Mr. Incredible! Not "Mr. So-So" or "Mr. Mediocre Guy"! Mr. Incredible!
[Violet and Dash are silent for a moment after Bob's rant]
Violet Parr : We should call Lucius.
Bob Parr : No, I can handle it! There's no way I'm gonna...
Bob Parr : [Jack-Jack goes flying through the walls, catapulting himself towards the pool in the backyard, and Bob runs after him to catch him]
Violet Parr : I'm calling Lucius.
Lucius Best : [about Jack-Jack; to tired-out Bob] Looks normal to me. When did this start happening?
Bob Parr : Since Helen got the job.
Lucius Best : I assume she knows.
Bob Parr : Are you kidding? I can't tell her about this, not while she's doing hero work!
Jack-Jack Parr : [sees Helen on the TV] Mama!
Helen Parr : [on television; reused footage of The Incredibles] Girls, come on! Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so!
Jack-Jack Parr : Mama!
[points at the TV]
Bob Parr : [turns off the TV with the remote] I've got to succeed! So she can succeed! So WE can succeed!
Lucius Best : I get it, Bob! I get it! When was the last time you slept?
Bob Parr : Who keeps track of that? Besides, he's a baby. I can handle it, I got this handled.
Lucius Best : So... you're good then? You got everything under control? Right?
[sees Jack-Jack playing with the remote, who then disappears into another dimension]
Lucius Best : WHAT THE - ?
Bob Parr : Cookie! Jack-Jack, want a cookie? Num num, cookie?
[Jack-Jack makes noises from the other dimension]
Bob Parr : Jack-Jack, num num! Num num, cookie! Cookie!
Lucius Best : You're not... ?
Bob Parr : Cookie!
Lucius Best : Oh my gosh!
Bob Parr : Cookie!
[Jack-Jack reappears; Bob gives the cookie to him]
Lucius Best : Whoa, K! Okay, so he can still hear you from...
Bob Parr : ...from the other dimension.
Lucius Best : That is freaky.
Bob Parr : You have powers! Yeah, baby!
Bob Parr : [to the Underminer] We meet agai...
[gets sucked into the Underminer's vacuum]
Bob Parr : [tired and worn out; to Lucius; about Helen] I've got to succeed! So she can succeed! So WE can succeed!
Lucius Best : I get it, Bob!
[Jack-Jack disappears into thin air with lightning]
Lucius Best : WHAT THE?
[Jack-Jack appears again]
Lucius Best : That is freaky.
Bob Parr : [gives Jack-Jack a cookie] But I can't keep giving him cookies!
Lucius Best : [Jack-Jack transforms into a red goblin-like monsters and lunges at Bob] Whoa! He's freaky!
Bob Parr : [Jack-Jack starts biting Bob] No biting Daddy.
Lucius Best : WHAT?
Bob Parr : Why would they change math?
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : Did we do something wrong?
Helen Parr : Yes.
Bob Parr : No. We didn't do anything wrong.
Helen Parr : Superheroes are illegal, whether it's fair or not, that's the law.
Bob Parr : The law should be fair. What are we teaching our kids.
Helen Parr : To respect the law.
Bob Parr : Even if the law is disrespectful?
Violet Parr : [the Parr family sits down at the dinner table; Dash reaches for food] Did you wash your hands?
[Dash uses his superhuman speed to run and wash his hands]
Violet Parr : With soap?
[Dash runs back and uses soap]
Violet Parr : Did you dry them?
[Dash shakes his hands off and reaches for the food, eating it]
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : [Helen puts his Chinese food in front of him; he looks in it] What? Is this ALL vegetables? Who ordered all vegetables?
Helen Parr : I did.
[puts the food on his plate]
Violet Parr : So, are we going to talk about it?
Bob Parr : What?
Violet Parr : The elephant in the room.
Bob Parr : What elephant?
Violet Parr : Mom's new job.
Helen Parr : [Helen, Bob and Lucius are under Screenslaver/Evelyn's mind control] Years of mandate and hiding and silence have made us bitter. You bring us out into the light, only to clean up the messes your lack of discipline creates.
Bob Parr : Your bodies and your character are weak. Your promises are empty and you will pay for it.
Helen Parr : We no longer serve you, we serve only us. May the fittest survive.
Violet Parr : Tony, this is my mum.
Helen Parr : Pleased to meet you.
Violet Parr : This is my dad.
Bob Parr : Oh, we've met.
Violet Parr : And this, is embarrassing, my little brother Dash, and the baby is Jack-Jack. I tried to limit it to ONE parent.
Helen Parr : We're all going to a movie too Tony, don't mind us.
Bob Parr : We'll be sitting on the other side of the theater. Not watching you!
News Anchor : [on the television] ... the Incredibile, the super-car once driven by superhero Mr. Incredible.
Car Collector : It's the kind of thing you buy when you have everything else.
Bob Parr : [shocked] They said it was beyond repair.
Car Collector : It was in perfect condition.
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : You used to drive THAT?
Bob Parr : They said it was destroyed!
News Anchor : Long thought lost or destroyed, the famous car turned up at a private auction.
Bob Parr : They said it was...
Bob Parr : THAT'S MY CAR!