Trevor is 'between jobs'. He spends his days avoiding his overbearing wife by hiding out in his allotment shed and painting figurines for his wargames with his agoraphobic friend, Graham, and dreaming of his heroic alter-ego, the battle mage Casimir the Destroyer. When Mr Parsons, one of the other allotment tenants, petitions to have Trevor removed from his disgrace of a plot (he's not there to grow stuff!) an argument ensues that leaves Trevor with a corpse to hide. Unfortunately, this untimely accident coincides with the zombie apocalypse and Mr Parsons' return is just the beginnings of Trevor's problems. More pressing is whether or not he should try and save his wife and her beautiful best friend, who both he and Graham have a thing for.Written by
Very bad. Honestly, I love cheap trashy, fun horror films. Zombies vs Strippers, lesbian vampire slayers, killer clowns, I've loved them all. My standards are lower then Meliana Trump's. And even I thought this was a turgid piece of apple dung. Really, this was more boring then a Chris Martin sex tape.
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