West Side Story (2021)
Kevin Csolak: Diesel
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Quotes
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Diesel : Hey, I'm depraved on account of I'm deprived!
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Mouthpiece : The trouble is he's crazy
Balkan : The trouble is he drinks
A-Rab : The trouble is he's lazy
Big Deal : The trouble is he stinks
Snowboy : The trouble is he's growing
Baby John : The trouble is he's grown
Baby John , Balkan , A-Rab , Big Deal , Snowboy : Krupke, we've got troubles of our own, Gee, Officer Krupke, We're down on our knees
Diesel : Cause no one wants a fellow, With a social disease
Baby John , Balkan , A-Rab , Big Deal , Snowboy , Diesel : Gee, Officer Krupke What are we to do?
Mouthpiece , Baby John : Gee, Officer Krupke
Mouthpiece , Baby John , Balkan , A-Rab , Big Deal , Snowboy , Diesel : Krup you!
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Baby John : [in the police station] I can't go to jail, Deez.
A-Rab : Dry up, weepy, or else go sit on the ladies' bench with the other dickless wonder.
Diesel : Leave her be.
Anybodys : Get stuffed, why don't cha?
A-Rab : Go back to the zoo, why don't chu?
Anybodys : Go suck on your sister's titty, why don't cha? You guinea hyena.
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Diesel : [singing] My father is a bastard, My ma's an S.O.B., My grandpa's always plastered, My grandma pushes tea, My sister wears a mustache, My brother wears a dress, Goodness gracious, That's why I'm a mess...
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Diesel : [singing] Dearrrrrrrr kindly Judge, Your Honor, My parents treat me rough, With all their marijuana, They won't give me a puff, They didn't wanna have me, But somehow I was had, Leapin' lizards, That's why I'm so bad...
