Sue Heck : [reading letter] "Dear Sue, Due to the record-high number of submissions" - they had so many submissions - "we regret to inform you that despite your wonderful essay" - they loved my essay - "we are unable to offer you a scholarship, but look forward to you trying again next year." They look forward to me trying again next year!
Axl Heck : [to Hutch] Just give her a minute.
Sue Heck : Wait. No! No! No!
[sinks to floor]
Sue Heck : I'm so perturbed!