Tooken - The spoof on the popular Taken franchise.


John Asher





Cast overview, first billed only:
Lee Tergesen ... Bryan Millers
Reno Wilson ... Money Maker
Lauren Stamile ... Lenore Millers
Joyce Bulifant ... Edna Millers
Laura-Leigh ... Kim Millers
Cameron Van Hoy ... Jamie Dempsy
Margaret Cho ... Brownfinger
Akon ... Akon
Michael Blackson ... Fake Akon
Ray Abruzzo ... Dalmat
Barbara Moore ... Dirty Lady
Kelly Noonan ... Flight Attendant
Matt Knudsen ... Fireman
Lauren Gores Lauren Gores ... News Reporter
Monty Cox Monty Cox ... Old Man


Bryan Miller's is an ex-CIA agent who is now a security guard. He's divorced with a teenage daughter and a wife ready to remarrying a porn star called "Big Anaconda". His life is unraveling as he cant keep puppies in his car or communicate with his daughter. He buys "Vialis" to try to reenergize his life. Meanwhile the company which causes a fire. His life is full of mishaps, can he save his daughter and wife while trying to save himself? Written by stephen scialli

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Action | Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude sexual content throughout including graphic nudity, language, violence, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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The subtitles are all in Albanian. See more »


Money Makers is a vegan, even though he has tattoos. See more »


Spoofs The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) See more »

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Very low on action, other than that OK.
15 June 2015 | by Finfrosk86See all my reviews

Wow, this movie is uneven.. There is some quite good writing mixed with, and hidden behind, dumb jokes. In one moment it can be genuinely funny, then the next is not funny at all. But it's general it's not really that bad. Some parts are kind of clever, just a shame it's not more consistent.

The guy sounds like Liam Neeson playing Bryan Mills. He doesn't look much like him. The woman however looks kind of like Famke Jansson playing the wife. It's not much to say about the acting, it's OK.

Unfortunately there is little to no action here. Not much gun-play, not much fighting. I really wish they would have had some more action, it being a spoof of Taken (an excellent action movie btw), but no.

Would be excellent to parody the action of Taken, with one guy killing a whole army, but we get no such thing. That's a shame!

Like I said, there are some good parts, but there are some unfunny, sucky parts. I have seen a lot worse, though!

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Release Date:

26 May 2015 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

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Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

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Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
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