Man Seeking Woman (TV Series)

Lizard (2015)

Jay Baruchel: Josh Greenberg

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Quotes 

• Josh Greenberg : I'm sorry, Liz.

  Liz : I'm not the one you should apologize to.

• Bouncer : You're making people uncomfortable.

  Josh Greenberg : Oh, I'm sorry.

  Bouncer : I'm not the one you should apologize to.

• Josh Greenberg : I'm sorry, Maggie.

  Maggie : I'm not the one you should apologize to.

• Mike : [Mike is on Tinder]  No, no, no, fat, fat, ugly, fat. No, yes.

  Josh Greenberg : Does that thing actually work?

  Mike : Sex partner found! Hey where's Walcott and Cermack?

  Josh Greenberg : It's like eight blocks away.

  Mike : I can usually get it within five. Your place is remote man!

• Liz : [Liz has just set Josh up on a blind date]  I talked you up OK. She's so well read. This is like a woman of substance.

  Josh Greenberg : Oh good. That's what's most important. And you know, all Mike wanted to know was "What's she look like"?

  Liz : That guy is disgusting.

  Josh Greenberg : He's so gross. But this girl tonight, what does she look like?

• Liz : [Josh isn't interested in the troll Liz has set him up with]  Joshua, want to have a little look at yourself moment?

  Josh Greenberg : No, no, this is...

  Liz : Do you go to the gym?

  Josh Greenberg : Nope?

  Liz : Do you have a job?

  Josh Greenberg : I, uh, I'm a temp.

  Liz : OK, well how does that sound to a lady?

  Josh Greenberg : If she's a temp she'll like it.