Rex Dangervest: Do you mind if I save your life?
Emmet Brickowski: Not at all. Who are you?
Rex Dangervest: The name's Rex Dangervest. Galaxy defending archeologist, cowboy, and raptor trainer!
Emmet Brickowski: I don't get it.
Wyldstyle: You are not our leader.
Batman: How many movies are made about you? None. I have nine movies, and three more currently in development.
Sweet Mayhem: Behold, the Sis-Star System.
Wyldstyle: No "whoas"! Do *not* give her the satisfaction of whoaing this!
Wyldstyle: That's even worse!
Wyldstyle: Stop it!
Wyldstyle: It's like it knows our every move!
Emmet Brickowski: I know. Weird, right?
[turns on blinker]
Emmet Brickowski: What?
[while singing to Batman]
Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi: I ain't Selina Kyle. I ain't no Vicki Vale. I was never into you even when you were Christian Bale.
Batman: I'm more of a Keaton guy myself.
Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi: Oh, I loved him in Beetlejuice!
Wyldstyle: Emmet, you've gotta stop pretending everything is awesome. It isn't.
Emmet Brickowski: Yeah. I get it. And that's why I cultivated a hard-edged side that's super-tough and-Look! Look! A shooting star! Make a wish!
Emmet Brickowski: Hang on to your fronds, Planty. We're going to save Lucy! And... all of the other people who were captured.
Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi: I'm Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi.
Wyldstyle: I'm getting super-evil vibes here!
Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi: I could change my form to something else if this makes you uncomfortable. Hey, guys!
Batman: No, go back! The horse was much more palatable!
[after crashing underneath the washing machine]
Emmet Brickowski: Could this day get any worse?
[a spider crawls over him]
Emmet Brickowski: Yep. It can.
Emmet Brickowski: Lucy!
Wyldstyle: Emmet! Did you draw stubble dots on your face?
Emmet Brickowski: What? No.
Robot Armor: Who are you?
Wyldstyle: I'm your worst nightmare!
Robot Armor: You're me, when I'm late to school and I forgot my homework and my pants are made of pudding.
Wyldstyle: No, I don't...
Sweet Mayhem: Bring me your fiercest leader.
Wyldstyle: [referring to Emmet] This guy is special.
Sweet Mayhem: This guy was a fierce warrior?
Wyldstyle: Okay, well, technically, *I* did the warrior stuff, but...
Sweet Mayhem: So you fought, and master built, and kicked butt, and then the hapless male was the leader.
Wyldstyle: He, uh... Well...
Emmet Brickowski: Don't worry, Lucy. Everything can still be awesome!
Emmet Brickowski: Well, things sure have a way of working out smoothly. Am I right, guys? What?
Duplo: We're from the Planet Duplo, we're here to destroy you.
Emmet Brickowski: Oh, man.
Wyldstyle: You're gonna have to past us!
Batman: Specifically me!
Unikitty: Oh, it's on!
Metal Beard: Yarr!
Emmet Brickowski: Wait, guys! There's no need to fight anymore. I got this.
Wyldstyle: Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea.