- Iron Man: [after witnessing Scott transform into Giant-Man] Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose? I'm open to suggestions.
- Spider-Man: Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?
- War Machine: Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?
- Iron Man: I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side.
- Tony Stark: Got a passport?
- Peter Parker: [chuckling] Um, no. I don't... I don't even have a driver's license.
- Tony Stark: You ever been to Germany?
- Peter Parker: No.
- Tony Stark: Oh, you'll love it.
- Peter Parker: I can't go to Germany!
- Tony Stark: Why?
- Peter Parker: I got... homework.
- Tony Stark: Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
- Falcon: [after being trapped by Spider-Man] I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking.
- Spider-Man: All right, sorry. My bad.
- Scott Lang: Hank Pym did say to never trust a Stark!
- Tony Stark: Who are you?
- Scott Lang: Come on, man.
- Scott Lang: Ca... Captain America...
- [shakes Steve's hand vigorously]
- Steve Rogers: Mr. Lang.
- Scott Lang: It's an honor. I'm shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome!
- [turns to Wanda]
- Scott Lang: Captain America! I know you, too. You're great!
- [sighs, then grips Steve's muscles]
- Scott Lang: Jeez... Uh, look, I wanna say, I know you know a lot of super-people so... thinks for thanking of me.
- [Steve grins]
- Scott Lang: [to Sam] Hey, man!
- Sam Wilson: What's up, Tic-Tac?
- Scott Lang: Uh, good to see you. Look, what happened last time was...
- Sam Wilson: It was a great audition, but it'll...
- [chuckles]
- Sam Wilson: It'll never happen again.
- Steve Rogers: Did he tell you what we're up against?
- Scott Lang: Something about some... psycho assassins?
- Steve Rogers: We're outside the law on this one, so if you come with us, you're a wanted man.
- Scott Lang: Yeah, well, what else is new?
- Ant-Man: I got something kinda big, but I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell, and if I tear myself in half, don't come back for me.
- Winter Soldier: [concerned] He's gonna tear himself in half?
- Iron Man: Clearly retirement doesn't suit you. You got tired of shooting golf?
- Hawkeye: Well, I played 18, I shot 18. Just can't seem to miss.
- [fires arrow at Iron Man and misses]
- Iron Man: Well, first time for everything.
- Hawkeye: Made you look.
- [Scarlet Witch uses the distraction to trap Iron Man under a pile of cars]
- Tony Stark: All right, I've run out of patience. "Underoos!"
- [webbing comes down, grabs Cap's shield and cuffs his hands. Spider-Man lands on a nearby truck holding Cap's shield]
- Tony Stark: Nice job, kid!
- Spider-Man: Thanks! Well, I could have stuck the landing a little better. It's just, new suit... wait, it's nothing, Mr. Stark. It's... it's perfect, thank you.
- Tony Stark: Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation.
- Spider-Man: Okay.
- [salutes]
- Spider-Man: Cap... Captain? Big fan. Spider-Man.
- Tony Stark: Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just...
- Spider-Man: [waves] Hey, everyone.
- Tony Stark: Good job.
- Tony Stark: [Tony is wounded, Steve and Bucky are leaving] That shield doesn't belong to you. You don't deserve it! My father made that shield!
- [Steve drops shield]
- Tony Stark: So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?
- Peter Parker: S-Spider-Man.
- Tony Stark: Not in that onesie, you're not.
- Peter Parker: It's not a onesie.
- Sharon Carter: Margaret Carter was known to most as the founder of S.H.I.E.L.D. But I just know her as Aunt Peggy. She had a photograph in her office: Aunt Peggy standing next to JFK. As a kid that was pretty cool. But it was a lot to live up to, which is why I never told anyone we were related. I asked her once how she managed to master diplomacy and espionage at a time when no one wanted to see a woman succeed at either. And she said, "Compromise where you can. Where you can't, don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say, 'No, *you* move'."
- Winter Soldier: [webbed down after the Falcon got rid of Spider-Man] You couldn't have done that earlier?
- Falcon: [also webbed down] I hate you.
- Iron Man: [points one of his blasters at Captain America] Stay down... final warning.
- Captain America: I can do this all day.
- Spider-Man: [referring to Captain America's shield] That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!
- Sharon Carter: [hands Sam a voucher] The receipt for your gear.
- Sam Wilson: Bird costume? Come on.
- Sharon Carter: I didn't write it.
- [while talking to Steve Rogers, Tony Stark notices Bucky Barnes still pointing his rifle at him]
- Tony Stark: Manchurian Candidate, you're killing me. We're on a truce. Put the gun down.
- Iron Man: [restraining Bucky, whispering in his ear] Do you even remember them?
- Winter Soldier: I remember all of them.
- Steve Rogers: [letter to Stark] Tony, I'm glad you're back at the compound. I don't like the idea of you rattling around a mansion by yourself. We all need family. The Avengers are yours, maybe more so than mine. I've been on my own since I was 18. I never really fit in anywhere, even in the army. My faith's in people, I guess. Individuals. And I'm happy to say that, for the most part, they haven't let me down. Which is why I can't let them down either. Locks can be replaced, but maybe they shouldn't. I know I hurt you, Tony. I guess I thought by not telling you about your parents I was sparing you, but I can see now that I was really sparing myself, and I'm sorry. Hopefully one day you can understand. I wish we agreed on the Accords, I really do. I know you're doing what you believe in, and that's all any of us can do. That's all any of us should... So no matter what, I promise you, if you need us - if you need me - I'll be there.
- [Tony looks at a flip phone Steve sent him]
- Sam Wilson: So you like cats?
- Steve Rogers: Sam...
- Sam Wilson: What? Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you don't wanna know more?
- Steve Rogers: Your suit. It's vibranium?
- T'Challa: The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?
- Captain America: You got heart, kid. Where are you from?
- Spider-Man: [straining] Queens!
- Captain America: [chuckles in mild disbelief] Brooklyn!
- Steve Rogers: I'm sorry, Nat. I can't sign it.
- Natasha Romanoff: I know.
- Steve Rogers: Then why did you come here?
- Natasha Romanoff: Because I didn't want you to be alone.
- Ant-Man: [after witnessing a miniaturized fuel truck return to normal size and explode] Oh, man, thought it was a water truck. Uh, sorry.
- Steve Rogers: This job... we try to save as many people as we can. Sometimes that doesn't mean everybody. But if we can't find a way to live with that, next time... maybe nobody gets saved.
- Zemo: Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight Car... Soldier?
- Bucky Barnes: ...Ready to comply.
- [Zemo sits on a rock, listening to his wife's last recorded message on his cellphone]
- Voice of Zemo's Wife: You should have seen his little face. Just try, okay? I'm going to bed. I love you.
- [T'Challa sneaks up behind Zemo. He places his helmet on the ground]
- T'Challa: I almost killed the wrong man.
- Zemo: Hardly an innocent one.
- [Zemo deletes the message]
- T'Challa: Is this all you wanted? To see them rip each other apart?
- Zemo: [quietly] My father lived outside the city. I thought we would be safe there. My son was excited. He could see the Iron Man from the car window. I told my wife "Don't worry. They're fighting in the city. We're miles from harm". And the dust cleared... and the screaming stopped... it took me two days until I found their bodies. My father... still holding my wife and son in his arms... and the Avengers?
- [Zemo shakes his head]
- Zemo: They went home.
- [Zemo smiles bitterly]
- Zemo: I knew I couldn't kill them. More powerful men than me have tried. But if I could get them to kill each other...
- [a flashback: Captain America fights Iron Man]
- Zemo: I'm sorry about your father. He seemed a good man, with a dutiful son.
- T'Challa: Vengeance has consumed you. It's consuming them. I'm done letting it consume me.
- [T'Challa retracts his claws]
- T'Challa: Justice will come soon enough.
- Zemo: [spitefully] Tell that to the dead.
- [Zemo places the gun under his chin and pulls the trigger. T'Challa grabs him and moves the gun away. The bullet misses]
- T'Challa: The living are not done with you yet.
- Spider-Man: [after taking down the Falcon and webbing him up] Are those carbon fiber wings?
- Falcon: Is this stuff coming out of you?
- Steve Rogers: [about Bucky] It wasn't him, Tony! Hydra had control of his mind!
- Tony Stark: MOVE!
- Steve Rogers: IT WASN'T HIM!
- Clint Barton: The futurist is here, gentlemen! He sees all. He knows what's best for you, whether you like it or not.
- Steve Rogers: [Cap in Bucky's room, notices Bucky behind him. Turns around] Do you know me?
- Bucky Barnes: You're Steve. I read about you at the museum.
- Sam Wilson: [via comm] They've set the perimeter.
- Steve Rogers: I know you're nervous. And you have plenty of reason to be. But you're lying.
- Bucky Barnes: I wasn't in Vienna. I don't do that anymore.
- Sam Wilson: [via comm] They're entering the building.
- Steve Rogers: Well, the people who think you did are coming here now. And they're not planning on taking you alive.
- Bucky Barnes: That's smart. Good strategy.
- Sam Wilson: [via comm] They're on the roof. I'm compromised.
- Steve Rogers: This doesn't have end in a fight, Buck.
- Bucky Barnes: It always ends in a fight.
- Sam Wilson: [via comm] 5 seconds.
- Steve Rogers: YOU pulled me from the river. Why?
- Bucky Barnes: I don't know.
- Sam Wilson: [via comm] 3 seconds!
- Steve Rogers: Yes, you do.
- Sam Wilson: [via comm] Breach! Breach! Breach!
- [Shots fired into the room]
- Tony Stark: How did this happen?
- Vision: I became distracted.
- Tony Stark: I didn't think that was possible.
- Vision: Neither did I.
- Natasha Romanoff: Looking over your shoulder should be second nature.
- Sam Wilson: Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?
- Natasha Romanoff: Not to my face. Why, did you hear something?
- T'Challa: In my culture, death is not the end. It's more of a stepping off point. You reach out with both hands and Bast and Sekhmet, they lead you into the green veld where... you can run forever.
- Natasha Romanoff: That sounds very peaceful.
- T'Challa: My father thought so. I am not my father.
- Natasha Romanoff: T'Challa, Task Force will decide who brings in Barnes.
- T'Challa: Don't bother, Ms. Romanoff. I'll kill him myself.
- Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: Tell me, Captain, do you know where Thor and Banner are right now? 'Cause you can bet if I misplaced a couple of 30 megaton warheads, there'd be consequences.
- Bucky Barnes: Your mom's name was Sarah. You used to wear newspapers in your shoes.
- Steve Rogers: You can't read that in a museum.
- Sam Wilson: Just like that, we're supposed to be cool?
- Tony Stark: Hey, you wanna see something cool? I pulled something from Dad's archives. Timely. FDR signed the Lend-Lease bill with these in 1941. Provided support to the Allies when they needed most.
- Steve Rogers: Some would say it brought our country closer to war.
- Tony Stark: Steve, if not for these, you wouldn't be here. I'm trying to, what do you call it, a... an olive branch. Is that what you call it?
- Steve Rogers: Is Pepper here? I didn't see her.
- Tony Stark: We are kinda... well not kinda...
- Steve Rogers: Pregnant?
- Tony Stark: No, ha, definitely not. We're taking a break. It's nobody's fault.
- Steve Rogers: I'm so sorry, Tony. I didn't know.
- Tony Stark: A few years ago I almost lost her so I trashed all my suits. Then we had to mop up Hydra. Then Ultron, my fault. And then, and then, and then. I never stopped. 'Cause the truth is I don't wanna stop. I don't wanna lose her. I thought maybe the Accords can split the difference. In her defense, I'm a handful. Yeah dad was a pain in the ass, but he and mom always made it work.
- Steve Rogers: You know, I'm glad Howard got married. I only knew him when he was young and single.
- Tony Stark: Oh really? You two knew each other? He never mentioned that. Maybe only a thousand times. God, I hated you.
- Steve Rogers: I don't mean to make things difficult.
- Tony Stark: I know. Because you're a very polite person.
- Steve Rogers: If I see a situation pointed south, I can't ignore it. Sometimes I wish I could.
- Tony Stark: No, you don't.
- Steve Rogers: No, I don't. Sometimes...
- Tony Stark: Sometimes I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth. But I don't wanna see you gone. We need you, Cap. So far nothing's happen that can't be undone. Please, sign. We can make the last 24 hours legit. Barnes gets transferred to an American psych center instead of a Wakandan prison.
- Steve Rogers: I'm not saying it's impossible. But there would have to be safeguards.
- Tony Stark: Sure! Once we put out the PR - they're documents. They can be amended. I file a motion, have you and Wanda reinstated...
- Steve Rogers: Wanda? What about Wanda?
- Tony Stark: She's fine. She's confined in the compound currently. Vision's keeping her company.
- Steve Rogers: Oh God, Tony! Every time. Every time I think you're seeing things the right way...
- Tony Stark: It's a 100 acres with a lap pool. It's got a screening room. There's worse way to protect people. She's not a US Citizen and they don't grant visas to Weapons of Mass Destruction.
- Steve Rogers: Protection? Is that how you see this? This isn't protection, it's internment, Tony. Come on, she's a kid!
- Tony Stark: Gimme a break! I'm doing what has to be done, to save us from something worse.