In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into beasts and sent off into The Woods.
A love story set in a dystopian near future where single people are arrested and transferred to a creepy hotel. There they are obliged to find a matching mate in 45 days. If they fail, they are transformed into an animal and released into the woods.Written by
David (Colin Farrell), Robert (John C. Reilly) and John (Ben Wishaw) are the only named characters throughout the whole entire movie. See more »
After the heartless woman falls down from getting shot by David with a tranquilizer gun, her skirt falls open high enough to see her underwear. When David approaches her, her skirt is now covering up the underwear. See more »
[as the Biscuit Woman screams in pain in the distance]
She jumped from the window from 180. There is blood and biscuits everywhere.
I hope she dies right away.
On second thought, I hope she suffers quite a bit before she dies. I just hope her pathetic screams can't be heard from my room, because I was thinking about having a lie down, and I need peace and quiet. I was playing golf, and the last thing I need is some woman dying slowly and loudly.
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The best part of the movie happens within the first ten seconds when a donkey is shot, and that was the only time I felt any emotion. It doesn't get much worse than this. I know the acting is meant to be robotic but that comes off just like you would expect it to. What's the point of A list actors and then have them act poorly on purpose? The subject matter might be somewhat provocative but it doesn't carry the entire movie. I can really imagine people walked out of this.
This movie is horrible and boring and I think these good reviews have to be made up. Please I'm trying to save you from wanting to do what happened to the donkey. Stay away.
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