What We Do in the Shadows (2014) Poster

Taika Waititi: Viago

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  • Viago : Yeah some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone and then, you think, 'Oooh, those are some nice pants!'.

  • Vladislav : Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

    Viago : What are you bidding on?

    Vladislav : I am bidding on a table.

  • Stu : [Showing the vampires Google]  Anything you want to find you type it in.

    Viago : I lost a really nice silk scarf in about 1912.

    Deacon : Yes, now Google it.

  • Viago : Some people freak out a bit about the age difference. They think, "What's this 96-year-old lady doing with a guy four times her age?"

  • Stu : [browsing the Internet]  If we push "images" then we can see pictures of virgins.

    Vladislav , Viago , Deacon : Oh yes.

    Vladislav : I don't think she's a virgin if she's doing that.

  • Viago : Deacon. How was your night, last night?

    Deacon : I transformed into a dog and had sex.

    Viago : Cool!

  • Viago : I really hope that those guys don't kill those police, because it will mean more police will come. Possibly even Christians, which is totally the last thing we need in this house.

  • Viago : I went in the lounge the other day and there was blood all over my nice antique couch.

    Vladislav : Which one? The red one?

    Viago : Well it's red now, yeah.

  • Pauline Ivanovich, The Beast : You've got really warm hands, Stu. Are you a demon?

    Viago : No, he's not a demon.

    Stu : I'm a software analyst.

  • Deacon : [as the cops leave the basement]  Wait, let's kill them.

    Viago : No!

    Vladislav : Well let's just see what other safety points they have... and then maybe we'll kill them.

  • Viago : [to Petyr]  I was thinking, maybe... I just should bring a broom down here for you, if you wanted to sweep up some of the skeletons.

  • Viago : Coming into town, um, is really cool because just for one brief moment I feel...

    Teenager : Homos!

  • Viago : You're a cool guy but you're not pulling your weight in the flat.

    Deacon : Well, I'm glad to hear that I'm cool.

  • Viago : They say that vampires' hearts are cold and dead. Definitely dead. But I don't know. I think I still feel things inside it.

  • Viago : Petyr, get away from the sunlight!

    Deacon : Get in the shadows, Petyr!

    Viago : Get out of the sunlight!

    Vladislav : [Returning with water]  Get out of my way!

    [Attempts to douse Petyr] 

    Deacon : I'm going in! I'm coming, Petyr!

    Viago : Deacon, no, it's sunlight!

    Deacon : I'm coming for you!

    Viago : It's sunlight out there! It's sunlight! It's sunlight!

  • Deacon : You can't go to the ball as Blade. He's a vampire hunter.

    Viago : Yeah, but vampires love Wesley Snipes.

    Deacon : No, it's inappropriate.

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