Determined to gatecrash her ex-lover's funeral on glamorous French hideaway Ile-de-Re, former Hollywood siren Helen (Joan Collins) escapes her London retirement home with the help of Priscilla (Pauline Collins), a repressed English housewife stuck in a bad marriage. Pooling their limited resources, they hit the road together by coach, ferry, car and foot in a race to get to the funeral on time, becoming entangled in a love triangle with a reclusive Italian millionaire (Franco Nero) along the way. On this unforgettable journey, they find true friendship in one another - and have the time of their lives.
It's never too late for another chance
Did You Know?
The song Joan Collins sang, "Who Can I Turn Too," was written by her ex-husband, Anthony Newley. See more
[on stealing a rental car
There are perks to being a senior citizen
[trying to hitchhike
I need a fucking ride
[as a group of teens pretend to give her a lift only to drive off
Oh FUCK OFF... fucking kids