Luke Herkimer : [writing in his ledger book] One dozen patent-pending sure-fire husband-getting sassafras sashay - IOU one hen.
[speaking to the audience]
Luke Herkimer : This is your lucky day, one you won't soon forget. I travel far and wide all over the West sellin' and tradin'. You're lucky you caught me when you did - I was on my way somewhere else. Herkimer's my name; tradin's my game. Got somethin' for everybody.