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Swords, Knives, Very Sharp Objects and Cutlery (2012)

Dragon Shumway's advertisement for his Complete Sword Collection.

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Dragon Shumway's advertisement for his Complete Sword Collection.

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Protect your nuts, at all costs
23 January 2014 | by See all my reviews

Watching an action mock-infomercial (makes me want to buy the shumway knives collection)Before everything goes to heck in a hand basket, you will be introduced to a unbelievable deal. The show is similar to a late night shopping show on TV.

For a approx. 10 minute show. this show will have ninjas, drug lords, assassins, and a scene with a very close shave with a TV assistant.

Be on the lookout for this show. Swords, very sharp objects and cutlery, on adult swim. And don't forget to order the shumway knife set.

#sportyshorty


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