In this cult film, Azure St. Clair, a neurotic vampiress who is deathly allergic to blood, must protect her only source of food, the VAMPIE (a vampire pie), from a dark vampiric order that ... See full summary »

Director:

Melissa Tracy

Writers:

Ming Ballard (story), Ming Ballard

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Ming Ballard ... Azure St. Clair
Tom Patrick Tom Patrick ... Father Jack
Maya Merker ... Grace
Ray Trickitt ... Mammon
Eric Strong ... Tippy
Mickey Faerch ... Wanda
Sophie Mazzaro ... Ludmilla
Diane Kawasaki Diane Kawasaki ... Sister Immaculata
Dennis James Anderson ... Pope Theodore III
Josh DeLozier Josh DeLozier ... Julian
David Polk David Polk ... Evil Priest
Melissa Tracy ... Mom
Theodore Galloway ... Drunk Dude (as Bud Galloway)
Evan Tan Evan Tan ... Young Father Jack
Lara Wickman McCarthy ... The Seraphim (as Lara Butler)
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Storyline

In this cult film, Azure St. Clair, a neurotic vampiress who is deathly allergic to blood, must protect her only source of food, the VAMPIE (a vampire pie), from a dark vampiric order that wants to use the powers of this deadly pie to revive the dead and enslave the world. Written by Ming Ballard

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror | Romance

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

14 February 2014 (USA) See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$249,000 (estimated)
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Company Credits

Production Co:

Beautiful Rebellion Films See more »
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Color:

Color
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Quotes

Azure St. Clair: Pie-eating whore? What was SHE so pissed about? She's a VAMPIRE, for fuck's sake! She doesn't have to shit any more! Ew.
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