In this cult film, Azure St. Clair, a neurotic vampiress who is deathly allergic to blood, must protect her only source of food, the VAMPIE (a vampire pie), from a dark vampiric order that ... See full summary »

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... Azure St. Clair
Tom Patrick ... Father Jack
... Grace
... Mammon
... Tippy
... Wanda
... Ludmilla
Diane Kawasaki ... Sister Immaculata
... Pope Theodore III
Josh DeLozier ... Julian
David Polk ... Evil Priest
... Mom
... Drunk Dude (as Bud Galloway)
Evan Tan ... Young Father Jack
... The Seraphim (as Lara Butler)
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In this cult film, Azure St. Clair, a neurotic vampiress who is deathly allergic to blood, must protect her only source of food, the VAMPIE (a vampire pie), from a dark vampiric order that wants to use the powers of this deadly pie to revive the dead and enslave the world. Written by Ming Ballard

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Comedy | Horror | Romance

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14 February 2014 (USA)  »

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$249,000 (estimated)
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Evil Priest: Heaven in art. Who. Father. Our.
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No chihuahuas, other animals, or humans, for that matter, were physically, mentally, psychologically, or emotionally harmed in the making of this movie, with the exception of Ming Ballard, who got stressed out a couple times. See more »

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