Summer: Screw that, this is my chance to gain some popularity and some footing with the cool kids.
Rick: That's why you party? Boy, you really are seventeen.
Summer: Why do you party?
Rick: TO GET R*ugghhb*IGGITY RIGGITY WRECKED SOONN
Summer: What do you mean you're having a party? Are some Glipglups from the third dimension going to come over and play cards or something?
Rick: Glipglup? You're luck a Trafleforcian doesn't hear you say that.
Summer: Is that like their n-word?
Rick: It's like the n-word and the c-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.
Birdperson: Morty, do you know what "wubba lubba dub dub" means?
Morty: Uh, that's just Rick's stupid nonsense catchphrase.
Birdperson: It's not nonsense at all. In my people's tongue it means, "I am in great pain, please help me."
Morty: Well, I got news for you. He's saying it ironically.
Birdperson: No, Morty, your Grandfather is indeed in very deep pain. That is why he must numb himself.
Morty: Come on, um...
Morty: Come on, Birdperson. Rick's not that complicated. He's just a huge asshole.
Birdperson: hen why do you care so much if you are no longer allowed to continue on your adventures together? It appears fate has presented you with an opportunity to free yourself of Rick forever.
Morty: ou know what? You're right. I shouldn't even care. This is probably the best thing that could have happened to me. I'm sick of having adventures with Rick.
Birdperson: My people have another saying, "gubba nub nub doo rah kah." It means, "whatever lets you sleep at night."
Rick: When's the last time you go laid, 'pers?
Birdperson: It has been a... challenging mating season for Birdperson.
Tammy: I love watching bukkake. I mean, like, I don't know if I would personally ever do it.
Rick: I have a new catch phrase
Morty: Oh, yeah? what's that, Rick
Rick: I love my grandkids
Rick: Psych, just kidding! My new catchphrase is "I don't give a f**k"
Morty: Rick, tell summer she can't have a party!
Rick: Uh, summer, you can't have a party. Because I'm having a party, b-I-I-I-itch!
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