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Raise Your Kids on Seltzer (2015)

A husband-and-wife pair of retired cult deprogrammers experience marital strife when their past catches up with them.

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Daniel Kremer

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Jeff Kao, Daniel Kremer (story) | 2 more credits »
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Credited cast:
Penny Werner ... Tessa Wasserman-Wang
Jeff Kao Jeff Kao ... Terry Wasserman-Wang
Nancy Kimball ... Chloe Farrel
Barry Newman ... Bill Tannery
Kris Caltagirone Kris Caltagirone ... Dave Winters
Deniz Demirer Deniz Demirer ... Jurgen Rinsma
William Cully Allen William Cully Allen ... Donovan Grotek
Alanna Blair ... Jenny Grotek
Mark Zucker Mark Zucker ... Jonathan
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Pamela Ambler Pamela Ambler ... Conference Interviewer
Shelley Caltagirone Shelley Caltagirone ... Hally
Natalie Echols Natalie Echols ... Dawn Rae Kennedy
Leoni Figueredo Leoni Figueredo ... Rhonda Elbart
Clint Gilbert Clint Gilbert ... Office Manager
Aaron Hollander Aaron Hollander ... Ray Shnorr (Conference)
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Terry and Tessa are married ex cult deprogrammers living in the San Francisco Bay Area. A "deprogrammer" is a professional contracted by families to kidnap people away from dangerous cults to counsel them back into their previous lives. Terry and Tessa's cryptic motto during their often verbally and physically abusive deprogramming process: "For those who'd rather not drink the Kool-Aid, raise your kids on seltzer, bubble per bubble!" For the last fifteen years, to make ends meet in an age when cults have become less prevalent, they have produced stylish, unintentionally humorous corporate media. When Terry and Tessa are suddenly called back into their old business, they realize they are rusty, and are hereby doing more harm to their new subject than good. Their unusual marital relationship, itself built on a number of strange domestic rituals, soon begins to unfurl...and reconstitute itself in a way that they did not expect. Written by ConFluence-Film

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For those who'd rather not drink the Kool-Aid, you can always...(Raise Your Kids on Seltzer). See more »

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Comedy | Drama | Thriller

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

December 2015 (USA) See more »

Filming Locations:

San Francisco, California, USA

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Budget:

$40,000 (estimated)
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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
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