Small-town stoner Mike Howell (Jesse Eisenberg) spends most of his time getting high and writing a graphic novel about a superhero monkey. What Mike doesn't know is that he was trained by the CIA to be a lethal killing machine. When the agency targets him for termination, his former handler activates his latent skills, turning the mild-mannered slacker into a deadly weapon. Now, the utterly surprised Mike must use his newfound abilities to save himself and his girlfriend from getting wasted by the failed test subjects that are sent after him by the CIA.Written by
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Where do you want to begin?
[thinking, seeing flashbacks]
Dustpan. Spoon. Noodles. Bear. Frying pan. Fire. Apollo Ape. "Marry Me."Where did it all begin?
Okay, it started three days ago, in the town of Liman, West Virginia. It's where I lived with my girlfriend, Phoebe. She is the only good thing that's ever happened to me. I honestly cannot even remember my life before her. We were the perfect fucked-up couple. She was perfect, and I was the fuck-up. And we were really, really happy....
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Composed by Leimamo Fish and Michael Scott
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Just A Really Bad Movie
This was very simply a really crappy movie. Despite some top flight actors, nothing could breathe life into this DOA movie. Maybe if a viewer was totally high, they might find something redeeming about this movie but we didn't. It was low budget in every sense of the word. Don't waste your money! I can't think of anything that could have helped make this movie watchable. The plot needed life support from start to finish. It just rolls from one bad scene into the next. It's basically a hodgepodge of all the clichés of every bad movie of it's type. It struck me as one of those movies that depended on a couple of recognizable names for the staring role and cameos from enough bigger names to make it intriguing but the plot and acting weren't up to par and it should have been converted for foreign markets and sent straight to foreign markets.
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