Isabel Gutiérrez: In case you haven't guessed, Lisa, I'm a Republican.
Lisa Simpson: A Lincoln Republican?
Isabel Gutiérrez: Not even close.
Lisa Simpson: Reagan Republican?
Isabel Gutiérrez: Keep trying.
Lisa Simpson: First President Bush?
Isabel Gutiérrez: Almost there.
Lisa Simpson: Oh, my God.
Principal Skinner: It's quite a sight watching Lisa Simpson being knocked out of her high horse.
Lisa Simpson: This isn't over.
Principal Skinner: And back on the saddle she goes.
Mr. Burns: I love the Spanish, from the Inquisition to the delightful Franco years.
Homer Simpson: Why aren't you making new friends?
Bart Simpson: What's wrong with the ones I have now?
Milhouse Van Houten: I finally got that M&M out of my inner ear. I was right, it was a green one.
Homer Simpson: [Thinking] Don't eat it, it's been in the boy's ear. Don't eat it, it's been in the boy's ear.
[Santa's Little Helper jumps and takes M&M, which remains in his tongue]
Homer Simpson: [Thinking] Don't eat it, it's been in the boy's ear and the dog's mouth. Don't eat it...
[Camera pulls back to show the M&M in Homer's tongue]
Marge Simpson: Oh, for Pete's sake!
[Takes M&M out of Homer's mouth and puts it back in Milhouse's ear]