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The Cobbler (2014) Poster

(2014)

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Abraham Simkin: Tomorrow we'll sit down with the stitcher. I'll show you everything.

Max Simkin: Oh, man, that thing is great, Pop. Where-where did we get it?

Abraham Simkin: The stitcher? Oh, that's a good story, actually. A long time ago, on the coldest of winter nights, a vagrant came knocking at the door of our shop. Your great-great-grandfather gave him shelter when no one else would. He fed the man, mended his shoes... In the morning, the vagrant...

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Max Simkin: Hey, Ma, let me ask you somethin'. You ever wish you were somebody else?

Sarah Simkin: No. I'm your mother. That's all I ever wanted to be.

Max Simkin: But... if you could do whatever you wanted to do, what would it be?

Sarah Simkin: Um... Have dinner with your father. That would be nice.

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Abraham Simkin: It's a privilege to walk in another man's shoes, Max, but it's also a responsibility.

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Max Simkin: I don't sell shoes, Mrs. Stevens.

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Jimmy: I was always telling your pop he should sell this crap and make some money, but he can never throw anything away.

Max Simkin: Yeah, except his family.

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Jimmy: If they ever have a kid, you won't be able to look directly at it.

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Abraham Simkin: You know, barbers have always been very trusted friends to us. We never have to worry about them.

Max Simkin: Uh, who do we have to worry about?

Abraham Simkin: Dry cleaners.

Max Simkin: Dry cleaners? Really?

Abraham Simkin: They're not nice fellas, and they're very powerful.

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Chinese Guy: [Max] I have an ac-CENT. I have an ac-CENT! Nice!

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Leon Ludlow: Yo Shoeman!

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Carmen Herrara: I'm delivering groceries to one of our elderly neighbors.

Max Simkin: All by yourself?

Carmen Herrara: Yeah, Max, I'm a bad ass.

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Mr. Solomon: Come in, but take off shoes.

Brian: You're wearin' yours.

Mr. Solomon: It's my house.

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Carmen Herrara: How did you hear all of this.

Max Simkin: I heard it. I... Look, I have a special ability to see and hear stuff I shouldn't.

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Taryn: Are you high?

Emiliano: No, but I wish I was.

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Max Simkin: Kid, wake up! I'm not gonna eat you!

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Max Simkin: [Wearing a female customer's shoes] I'm a lady.

Max Simkin: [Feeling down his pants] No I'm not!

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