A man screws up on a transcontinental level in a noble effort to win back "the one."

Writer:

Simon Helberg
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Credited cast:
Simon Helberg ... Quinn
Melanie Lynskey ... Devon
Zachary Quinto ... Jameson
Judith Light ... Jean
Maggie Grace ... Kelsey
Alfred Molina ... Terry
Jason Ritter ... Kurt
Meredith Hagner ... Leah
Geoffrey Cantor ... Neighbor
Dana Ivey ... Francoise
Jamil Mena ... Isaac
Lizan Mitchell ... Nurse
Ebon Moss-Bachrach ... Guillaume
Fritz Weaver ... Phillipe
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Dennis Carter Jr. Dennis Carter Jr. ... Villager
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WE'LL NEVER HAVE PARIS is a hilarious, clumsy and at once human account of screwing up on a transcontinental level in a noble effort to win back 'the one.' A romantic comedy. Written by Anonymous

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Genres:

Comedy | Romance

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R | See all certifications »

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Trivia

Based upon Simon Helberg and Jocelyn Towne own transcontinental breakup. See more »

Crazy Credits

In the opening credits the name of the movie is shown and soon after "based on a true story" statement, the word "unfortunately" appears. See more »

Connections

Featured in Conan: Simon Helberg/Tanishq Abraham/George Ezra (2015) See more »

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7 heures du matin
Written by Jacqueline Taïeb
Performed by Jacqueline Taïeb
Courtesy of FGL Music
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Excruciating watch.
4 February 2015 | by squidanticsSee all my reviews

This took me three goes to get through. The writing feels so self-centered, characters are lacking depth while the lead is annoying to watch..a hypo, fumbling idiot. The film offers no opportunity to connect with the characters, which is a shame considering it's based on a true story.

The comedy feels forced, but with more work on some of the gags and general tightening of the editing and pacing, some of it would have come across better.

Soundtrack and cinematography were forgettable.

It felt like a pet project that wasn't meant for wider distribution, maybe something you show your friends...."remember that time when my relationship went bad, and stuff happened?"


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Country:

USA

Language:

English | French

Release Date:

22 January 2015 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

We'll Never Have Paris See more »

Filming Locations:

New York City, New York, USA See more »

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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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