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We'll Never Have Paris (2014)

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We'll Never Have Paris is a movie starring Simon Helberg, Melanie Lynskey, and Zachary Quinto. A man screws up on a transcontinental level in a noble effort to win back "the one."

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Credited cast:
... Quinn
... Devon
... Jameson
... Jean
... Kelsey
... Terry
... Kurt
... Leah
... Neighbor
... Francoise
... Isaac
Lizan Mitchell ... Nurse
... Guillaume
... Phillipe
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Dennis Carter Jr. ... Villager
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WE'LL NEVER HAVE PARIS is a hilarious, clumsy and at once human account of screwing up on a transcontinental level in a noble effort to win back 'the one.' A romantic comedy. Written by Anonymous

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Comedy | Romance

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Rated R for sexual content and language | See all certifications »

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22 January 2015 (USA)  »

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Based upon Simon Helberg and Jocelyn Towne own transcontinental breakup. See more »

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In the opening credits the name of the movie is shown and soon after "based on a true story" statement, the word "unfortunately" appears. See more »

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Featured in Conan: Simon Helberg/Tanishq Abraham/George Ezra (2015) See more »

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Ça plane pour moi
Written by Lou De Prijck (as Lou Deprijck) & Yvan Lacomblez
Performed by Plastic Bertrand
Courtesy of AMC Records
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Excruciating watch.
4 February 2015 | by See all my reviews

This took me three goes to get through. The writing feels so self-centered, characters are lacking depth while the lead is annoying to watch..a hypo, fumbling idiot. The film offers no opportunity to connect with the characters, which is a shame considering it's based on a true story.

The comedy feels forced, but with more work on some of the gags and general tightening of the editing and pacing, some of it would have come across better.

Soundtrack and cinematography were forgettable.

It felt like a pet project that wasn't meant for wider distribution, maybe something you show your friends...."remember that time when my relationship went bad, and stuff happened?"


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