Spaceship

Contains: No Spaceships No Blackholes No Unicorns No Rainbows No Alien Abductions Aimless and Angsty Teens MDMA

The scene where the one girl painted a black spot on her bedroom wall, had me waiting for her friend to try running through it like Wile E. Coyote through a tunnel painted on a cliff. At least that would've provided some much needed comic relief.

The dialogue wasn't even like real people talking.

"I thought about mom today." "Yeah. Taffy is delicious." "I like snorkling." "Okay. Let's take your motorcycle."

And just on and on. "Actors" spouting random disconnected sentences while looking at each other "meaningfully." The Liberty Mutual, door dash, and Amazon commercials that popped up during the breaks were cinematic genius by comparison.

I've seen worse, but not by much, and it's been a long time. 2 stars. Barely.