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Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme (2013)

The immature and cheap douche bag Fábio Clóvis marries the pseudo-intellectual Miá and they travel in a cruise to Europe on board of a fancy passenger vessel. Fabio and Miá are invited to ... See full summary »

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Tati Bernardi (argument), Julia Rezende (argument) | 4 more credits »
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Fábio Porchat Fábio Porchat ... Fabio (as Fabio Porchat)
Miá Mello Miá Mello ... Miá
Marcelo Valle Marcelo Valle ... Wilson
Inez Viana Inez Viana ... Suzana
Juliana Didone Juliana Didone ... Laura Assunção
Alejandro Claveaux ... Beto Assunção
Rafael Queiroga Rafael Queiroga ... Cabeça
Elke Maravilha Elke Maravilha ... Mirtes
Stepan Nercessian Stepan Nercessian ... Juiz de paz
Ernani Moraes Ernani Moraes ... Pai de Fabio
Catarina Abdalla Catarina Abdalla ... Madrinha
Paulo Carvalho Paulo Carvalho ... Homem Cartório
Naim José Ayub Naim José Ayub ... Funcionário Navio
Lucas Mota Lucas Mota ... Fabio Adolescente
Ana Cecília Albuquerque Ana Cecília Albuquerque ... Laura Adolescente
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The immature and cheap douche bag Fábio Clóvis marries the pseudo-intellectual Miá and they travel in a cruise to Europe on board of a fancy passenger vessel. Fabio and Miá are invited to have dinner with the wealthy Beto Assunção and his gorgeous wife Laura in a VIP restaurant on the vessel. Soon Fábio discovers that Beto was Miá's boyfriend and Miá learns that Fábio had a crush on Laura that was his classmate. Meanwhile the cynical chamber maid Suzana Mello and her estranged husband, the entertainer Wilson, make a bet that Fábio and Miá will split before the end of the trip and poison their relationship. When the ship arrives in Casablanca, Fábio meets his bothersome childhood friend Cabeça that affects their honeymoon. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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Release Date:

25 October 2013 (Brazil) See more »

Also Known As:

Meu Passado Me Condena See more »

Filming Locations:

Casablanca, Morocco

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Version of Meu Passado Me Condena (2012) See more »

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Lighthearted Brazilian RomCom
28 September 2015 | by supersix21See all my reviews

The movie begins as Miá and Fábio are waiting in line to get married by a justice of the peace, having known each other for almost no time at all. From there they go straight to their honeymoon, which will take place aboard a cruise liner with an ultimate stop in Italy. The couple have several issues which develop from their quick marriage - namely they don't really know each other very well.

Fábio is a cheapskate who won't do or buy anything on the ship that isn't included in the package (nor will he let Miá) and seems to think it's perfectly acceptable to only wear soccer jerseys to any event. Miá serves mainly as a pretty face to look at and doesn't really bring anything of value to the film, other than to put up with Fábio's BS and advance the plot.

Soon the couple runs into another couple, and it turns out Miá used to date the man, and Fábio had a crush on the woman since childhood. Of course neither are open and honest, so this leads to problems including the man trying to seduce Miá. Two crew members are also introduced, who have a bet about whether or not Miá and Fábio will split up before the cruise is over and both begin meddling in the relationship. Complicating matters further is Fábio's annoying and immature friend Cabeça, who for some reason was invited by Fábio to stay in their cabin to cruise to Italy (without discussing this with Miá beforehand). From there the couple has to try to mend differences and overcome all of the challenges that they've brought upon themselves.

Overall the movie wasn't too bad, but it's full of clichés and if-only-they-just-told-each-other-the-truth moments. It has several very funny scenes, but you'll probably walk away feeling like you've seen this movie before.


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