The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017)
Garmadon: You ready for me to conquer Ninjago?
Lloyd: Oh, I'll be waiting...
Garmadon: Sorry, what was that last thing you said?
Garmadon: That last part, I didn't catch it.
Lloyd: Why, I didn't say anything, what do you mean? I said "I'll be waiting" and I stopped talking...
[takes off helmet]
Lloyd: ... Dad.
Lloyd: That's right, your son! And it's LLOYD!
Garmadon: No. L-L-O-Y-D. I named you.
Lloyd: You ruined my life!
Garmadon: That's not true! I haven't even been a part of your life, how could I ruin it? I wasn't even there.
[from trailer; Lloyd awakens after falling as Garmadon looks concerned]
Garmadon: L-loyd, are you okay?
Lloyd: [panicking] Yeah, yeah, I think it's my arm! Is it, is it bad?
[turns his left side toward Garmadon to show him, though there is no arm; Garmadon jumps back in alarm]
Lloyd: Is it bad, I don't wanna look. On scale of one to ten, how bad is it?
Garmadon: Oh, I'd say it's about a seven... point... arm ripped off.
[from trailer; to Lloyd]
Sensei Wu: To understand your future, you must go back to your ninja-roots. Your dad... was a ninja, too.
[from trailer; newly-weds are running through the streets as Garmadon attacks]
New Wife Citizen: Run!
New Husband Citizen: [stuck in a pothole] I'm stuck!
New Wife Citizen: I know you want me to save myself, so, I'll go now.
New Wife Citizen: I promise I'll never forget you!
New Husband Citizen: I didn't ask you to promise that! Come back!
[Garmadon's vehicle approaches him]
Garmadon: [attacking the city] WHAT'S MY NAME?
Citizen Man: Garmadon!
Citizen Mom: Garmadon!
Baby Citizen: Garmadon!
Sensei Wu: I've taken a sudden move to fourth the secret ninja force. Are you ready to risk your life for Ninjago?
Lloyd: Yes, I'm on it!
[from trailer; Lloyd's phone rings and he answers it]
Garmadon: Who is this?
Lloyd: Lloyd Garmadon, your son.
Garmadon: Hmm... I must have butt-dialed you.
[from trailer; Lloyd is in the kitchen with his mom watching Lord Garmadon on the TV]
Lloyd: Hey, Mom, um... could we talk about... Dad? So, when you guys got together, was Dad always an evil warlord?
Koko: Okay, well, here it is. I got sucked up. He had so many plans; he was so ambitious. He said he wanted to conquer the world. I thought it was a figure of speech. But, if I had never met Garmadon, I would had never had you!
Nya: It's okay, Lloyd. Nobody's parents are perfect.
Jay: I mean, my mom is weird, and collects seashells. Your dad levels cities and attacks innocent people. So, they've all got their quirks, ya know.
Garmadon: Lloyd, you hear that? We've awakened the unstoppable beast... Meowra.
[from trailer; Lloyd sits down in a seat in a bus with a bundle of other kids]
[looks around and sees that the entire group of kids are all on the opposite side of him, clearly trying to get away and causing that side of the bus to lower and screech on the street as it drives]
Bus Kid: [whispers to the others] His dad ruins everything.
[from trailer; Meowra the cat prowls the streets of Ninjago and pauses to look at a building]
Crowd of Citizens: Aww!
[Meowra knocks the building over]
Crowd of Citizens: AHHH!
[from trailer; Garmadon runs from Lloyd on his vehicle, without knowing it's him]
Garmadon: You can't catch me, Green Ninja!
Lloyd: Watch this!
[shoots an exploding laser from his dragon, which causes extreme damage]
Garmadon: Where'd that come from?
Lloyd: Hello... Dad.
[takes off his mask]
Lloyd: That's right, and it's Lloyd, Dad!
[from trailer; Lloyd, Kai, Nya, Jay, Zane, and Cole are in class]
[run down to their lockers, get in them, and fall downward in them]
Zane: Coast is clear.
Citizen: Uh-oh. It's Garmadon!
[from trailer; Garmadon and Sensei Wu fight; Garmadon lunges at Sensei Wu and kicks him in the face in midair; Garmadon runs at Sensei Wu on a bridge, but Sensei Wu blocks it with his staff as Garmadon's hands and the staff clash; Garmadon grabs Sensei Wu's pants and tugs them off]
Sensei Wu: Oh!
Lloyd: I haven't felt as good in a long time!
Garmadon: L-loyd, you hear that? We've awakened the unstoppable beast... Meowra.
[from trailer; as Garmadon attacks]
Citizen Woman: Garmadon!
Citizen Man: [spits out food] Garmadon!
Citizen Mom: [holding her baby] Garmadon!
Baby Citizen: [spits out milk] Garmadon!
Sensei Wu: [to all his students] A true ninja knows when to fight, and when to hide in the shadows.
[everyone hides behind bamboo trees and on the ground]
Cole: Kaw-Kaw! Kaw-Kaw!
Sensei Wu: Unbelievable.
Sensei Wu: Are you ready to risk your life for Ninjago?
Nya: It's okay, Lloyd, nobody's parents are perfect.
Lloyd: Yeah, but I feel like there's more to Garmadon that I need to know.
Lloyd: [gearing up] All right, guys! Let's get Garmadon!
General Omar: We got a message from your brother, Garmadon. You want to hear it?
Sensei Wu: Oh, yeah? What did he say?
General Omar: [clears throat] He says you're a big stupid dumb dumb with a dumb face and a big butt and your butt stinks and you smell like a butt.
Sensei Wu: That sounds like my brother.