[at her birthday party
Okay, everybody! Hello! Hi! Thanks for coming. Um, so this is a really big day for me. Uh, I guess. Well, duh. 'Cause it's my only son's baptism. Yay. Ooh-ooh! Um... I love paper. I do. It's, like, my passion. And I've always wanted to own my own papiere. Not that you care, because I don't... You know what? I don't tell people that, because people steal ideas all the time. It's happened to me numerous occasions with...
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