The Simpsons (TV Series)
YOLO (2013)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : [his letter to Eduardo] Buenos días, Eduardo. Can you write back and tell me what that means?
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Homer Simpson : Do you have a disrespectful son who calls you by your first name?
Eduardo : I cannot conceive of such a thing.
Bart Simpson : Hey, Homer. Did you just fart?
Homer Simpson : Did you just fart, sir!
Bart Simpson : Whatever.
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Homer : Back in fifth grade, you either had to write to a foreigner or a prisoner. I picked a foreigner because the prisoners wrote back too fast.
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Homer : [parachuting] I'm doing it! I'm flying like the squirrel I always knew I was!
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Homer : I don't know what it is about having all my dreams fulfilled, but I feel great!
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Homer Simpson : Eduardo, I haven't felt this good in years. You're like the Tooth Fairy. Except you don't collect human bones.
Eduardo : [nervously] Yes, yes. Of course I don't.
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Principal Skinner : Lisa, I'm afraid you've gotten all the extra credit we can give out. So Willie has been growing you a nice pumpkin.
Groundskeeper Willie : Here it is, lass.
[knife in hand]
Groundskeeper Willie : You want me to carve it into a Jack-O'-Lantern?
Lisa : No, this is good.
[Lisa and Principal Skinner step away]
Groundskeeper Willie : [minaciously] Well, this knife's got to carve something...