Marvel Heroes (2013 Video Game)
A.I.M. Technician: I should've stayed at Google.
Captain America: [to Human Torch] You remind me of an old friend of mine. He was a bit of a hothead, too.
Deadpool: [to Scarlet Witch] More like the Scarlett Bi... Hey, hey, hey, I didn't see you there.
Deadpool: [to The Hulk] So greenie, can I get your cousin's number?
Deadpool: [to Ms. Marvel] Careful, Marvel Comics will sue you for trademark infringement.
Human Torch: [to Ghost Rider] Geez, you look like a heavy metal version of me.
Deadpool: You know this stuff just kills in Poughkeepsie!
Spider-Man: [to Bullseye] What you expect? You named yourself after a target. Duh!
Deadpool: [to Human Torch] You know I can flame on if I just had some lighter fluid.
Deadpool: [to Captain America] You're as American as Mom's apple pie and hand guns.
Gambit: [to Captain America] I wonder what would happen if I threw that shield?
Deadpool: I'd sing some Black Sabbath right now, but the bean counter says we spent all our money on writers. What a waste.
Deadpool: Explosions attract the coveted 18 to 24 year old male demographic.
Deadpool: [regarding Hawkeye] Oh, oh, so they're letting Robin Hood in, but somehow the Avengers keep losing my phone number. What's up with that?
Deadpool: [to Wolverine] Hey, Wolvie, any chance I can provoke you into some pointless bloodshed?
Deadpool: [to Ghost Rider] Oh man, I forgot to bring the marshmallows.
Moon Knight: [to Iron Man] Let's have our butlers battle. Samuels!
Deadpool: [to Punisher] You're just me without the funny, and the lithium.
Black Widow: [to Doctor Octopus] You of all people should fear spiders.
Deadpool: [to Black Panther] Oh, yeah? Well, I'm the King of Deadpoolvania.
Deadpool: [to Doctor Strange] What, no top hat? What kind of magician are you?
Star-Lord: [to Human Torch] You know this gun shoots water, too, right?
Luke Cage: [to Cyclops] Hey, Cyke, you got a lot of brass for a skinny kid wearing glasses.
Spider-Man: [to Cyclops] You know, Cyke, you wouldn't have so many dental problems if you didn't grind your teeth so much.
Deadpool: [to War Machine] Hey, what happened Iron Man? You run out of paint or something?
Ghost Rider: [to Storm] Hold off on the rain, alright? I hate those sizzling noises.
Deadpool: Wow, I can't believe you guys got Jean-Luc Picard to be in your game.
Deadpool: [after seeing M.O.D.O.K] Did you see the size of that dude's head? Ha ha ha ha!
Deadpool: [finds an item & groans] You don't wanna know where I'm keeping this!
Deadpool: [to Gambit] You know, maybe I need an accent too. 'Allo, mon ami.
Cyclops: Spider-Man, can I just say I'm glad you're not a mutant?
Deadpool: [to Nightcrawler] Phew! Smells like somebody just teleported a bean burrito.
Hawkeye: Give it a rest, Deadpool, or your mouth gets to meet my fist.
Taskmaster: [to M.O.D.O.K] Mental Organism Designed Only to get his Keister handed to him.
Captain America: [to Deadpool] You're just a walking Section 8, aren't you?
Daredevil: [to Thing] You want me to patrol Yancy Street, Ben? Even I'm not that fearless.
Black Widow: No, Spider-Man. I do not want to be your amazing friend.
Thing: [to Captain America] Just so we're clear, I don't got to salute every time I see you, right?
Moon Knight: [to Spider-Man] They call you a menace. I like that about you.
Star-Lord: [to Human Torch] Be on fire all you want. Just no smoking on my ship, okay?
Star-Lord: Combustibles are so outdated, Torch. Tell me when you're the human warp-drive.
Star-Lord: [to Captain America] I've seen a shield that like before. Do you know Major Victory?
Star-Lord: [to Gambit] Use those cards in one of my bars, and the guys will rip off your arms.
Star-Lord: Hey, man. Better me than Drax, right? He would exsanguinate you.
Star-Lord: [to Moon Night] You know what's on the moon? Inhumans. And you don't want to emulate them.
Luke Cage: [to Iron Man] Tony, five minutes in my neighborhood and your armor would be on blocks and stripped down for parts.
Luke Cage: [summoning Iron Fist] Quit your meditating and let's go bust some heads!
Wolverine: I guess there is somethin' that can stop the Juggernaut, eh? Me!
Deadpool: [upon defeating a HYDRA agent] Hey, do you know my friend Bob?
Venom: [to Green Goblin] We'll prove that we are Spider-Man's greatest foe.
Venom: [to Storm] We can control lightning, rain, and suffering.
Venom: [to Nightcrawler] Together, we'd be the stuff of nightmares.
Spider-Man: [to Scarlet Witch] Your hexes, my Spidey-sense, Las Vegas. Whaddaya say?
Star-Lord: [to Spider-Man] I thought I was the only smart-mouthed Peter around here.
Juggernaut: [to Hulk] As I recall, last time, I smashed *you*, purple pants!
Star-Lord: [to Venom] I've got my eye and my gun on you, symbiote.
Venom: [to Lady Deathstrike] You have big nails, WE have big teeth!
Spider-Man: [to Gambit] Sorry. My aunt told never to gamble with strange mutants with accents.
Juggernaut: [to Venom] Slobber on me one more time and I'll throw you into space.
Rocket Raccoon: [to Captain America] Can you fly with those head wings?
Deadpool: [to Doctor Doom] Which college offers a doctorate in Doom sizes?
Agent Venom: I thought Jack O'Lantern was the most annoying ever. Til I met Deadpool.
Deadpool: [to Taskmaster] I'll defeat you by having no useful skills whatsoever.
Agent Venom: [to Spider-Man] Geez, Spidey, if I had known that you were puny Parker, I wouldn't have given you such a hard time in high school. I wonder what that makes me?
Ghost Rider: [to Cyclops] Perhaps I'll not attempt to look into your eyes.
Agent Venom: If you need to take down a monster, you need to send in a better one.
Nick Fury: You're lucky. Looks like Brand ejected in time. She's pissed about about that ship though.
Super Skrull: Lucky? Such hubris, human. Are you really unaware of the universe around you?
Nick Fury: What's coming? Spill and we'll see is we can get you a cell with a view.
Abigail Brand: I don't think he'll say much. His warships are leaving the atmo. Prisoners are telling us Kl'rt has been gathering Skrulls all over. Some kind of last ditch effort to stop their extinction.
Super Skrull: Would you not have done the same, Nicholas Fury?
Nick Fury: Can't say I wouldn't, but you messed with the wrong planet and you took the wrong guy's damn comfy chair. Seeing as you without transport, I'll take him in. We also need to get that damn shit out of the sky.
Abigail Brand: That I can do.
Super Skrull: Be thankful. The cargo my brothers and sisters carry is not something you'd like to keep here on Earth. I promise.
Abigail Brand: Let me say one thing before you take him away.
Nick Fury: What's that?
Abigail Brand: That's two ships you owe me.