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Marvel Heroes (2013)

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Marvel Heroes

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  • Deadpool: [to Scarlet Witch] More like the Scarlett Bi... Hey, hey, hey, I didn't see you there.
  • Deadpool: [to The Hulk] So greenie, can I get your cousin's number?
  • Deadpool: [to Ms. Marvel] Careful, Marvel Comics will sue you for trademark infringement.
  • Human Torch: [to Ghost Rider] Geez, you look like a heavy metal version of me.
  • Agent Lee: This is my cameo?
  • Captain America: [to Human Torch] You remind me of an old friend of mine. He was a bit of a hothead, too.
  • Deadpool: You know this stuff just kills in Poughkeepsie!
  • Spider-Man: [to Bullseye] What you expect? You named yourself after a target. Duh!
  • Deadpool: [to Human Torch] You know I can flame on if I just had some lighter fluid.
  • Deadpool: You want blend or puree?
  • Deadpool: [to Captain America] You're as American as Mom's apple pie and hand guns.
  • Deadpool: I'd sing some Black Sabbath right now, but the bean counter says we spent all our money on writers. What a waste.
  • Deadpool: Explosions attract the coveted 18 to 24 year old male demographic.
  • Deadpool: [to Wolverine] Hey, Wolvie, any chance I can provoke you into some pointless bloodshed?
  • Deadpool: [to Ghost Rider] Oh man, I forgot to bring the marshmallows.
  • Moon Knight: [to Iron Man] Let's have our butlers battle. Samuels!
  • Deadpool: [to Punisher] You're just me without the funny, and the lithium.
  • Black Widow: [to Doctor Octopus] You of all people should fear spiders.
  • Deadpool: [to Black Panther] Oh, yeah? Well, I'm the King of Deadpoolvania.
  • Ghost Rider: Keep fighting, it's funny.
  • Deadpool: [to Doctor Strange] What, no top hat? What kind of magician are you?
  • A.I.M. Technician: I should've stayed at Google.
  • Star-Lord: [to Human Torch] You know this gun shoots water, too, right?
  • Luke Cage: [to Cyclops] Hey, Cyke, you got a lot of brass for a skinny kid wearing glasses.
  • Spider-Man: [to Cyclops] You know, Cyke, you wouldn't have so many dental problems if you didn't grind your teeth so much.
  • Ms. Marvel: So, this is what winning feels like?
  • Iron Man: Shawarma time!
  • Deadpool: [to War Machine] Hey, what happened Iron Man? You run out of paint or something?
  • Ghost Rider: [to Storm] Hold off on the rain, alright? I hate those sizzling noises.
  • Deadpool: Wow, I can't believe you guys got Jean-Luc Picard to be in your game.
  • Deadpool: So three mutants walk into a bar, right?
  • Deadpool: [after seeing M.O.D.O.K] Did you see the size of that dude's head? Ha ha ha ha!
  • Deadpool: Do I get a badge for this?
  • Deadpool: No XP? What a ripoff!
  • Gambit: [to Captain America] I wonder what would happen if I threw that shield?
  • Deadpool: Pull my finger. No, not off!
  • Deadpool: [to Shocker] Shocker? I didn't even know her. Ha!
  • Deadpool: [regarding Hawkeye] Oh, oh, so they're letting Robin Hood in, but somehow the Avengers keep losing my phone number. What's up with that?
  • Deadpool: [finds an item & groans] You don't wanna know where I'm keeping this!
  • Daredevil: Oh, look. It's an Avenger. We're saved.
  • Daredevil: Stop talking, Deadpool! Just... stop!
  • Ghost Rider: [to Deadpool] Your time will come, assassin!
  • Daredevil: How about that chin music?
  • Deadpool: [to Gambit] You know, maybe I need an accent too. 'Allo, mon ami.
  • Wolverine: Before you say anything, Deadpool... Shut up!
  • Cyclops: Spider-Man, can I just say I'm glad you're not a mutant?
  • Deadpool: You have died of dysentery.
  • Deadpool: [to Nightcrawler] Phew! Smells like somebody just teleported a bean burrito.
  • Deadpool: [to Bullseye] Wanna use me for a dartboard?
  • Punisher: Don't make me shoot you, Deadpool.
  • Hawkeye: Bullseye, that costume just makes this too easy.

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