Spanish Affair

[first lines]

Amaia: [in a bustling Sevillian tasca, slightly drunk] You want anything? I need a kalimotxo to put up with this.

Edurne: You're not in Euskadi, Amaia.

Amaia: You don't say! Really? I was so sure we were in Hernani.

Iratxe: Come on, let's try to have some fun.

Amaia: You could've taken me to Donosti, with a stripper and a dick on my head. "Have some fun", the way I love Andalusians and hair gel.

Iratxe: That was the joke about the hen party.