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Anarchy Parlor (2015)

Parlor (original title)
Not Rated | | Horror | 12 May 2015 (USA)
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Anarchy Parlor is a movie starring Robert LaSardo, Sara Fabel, and Jordan James Smith. A mysterious nomad known as the "Artist" practices a dark art form passed down through the generations.

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... Artist
... Uta
... Jesse
... Amy
... Kevin
Claire Garvey ... Kelly
Joey Fisher ... Zala
... Brock
... Stephan The Creepo
Beth Humphreys ... Stephanie
Gracie Finlan ... Amber
... Marek
Gabija Urnieziute ... Anya
Indre Pivoraite ... Street Girl
Andrius Glusakovas ... Andrius Glusakovas
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ANARCHY PARLOR is a horror film about a mysterious nomad simply known as the "Artist" who practices a dark art form passed down through the generations. He creates much more than tattoos for tourists who visit his Lithuanian Tattoo Parlor. Shot entirely on location in Vilnius Lithuania, ANARCHY PARLOR features two well-known cast members in the tattoo and horror world. Heavily tattooed lead actor Robert LaSardo (Death Race, Nip/Tuck, Human Centipede 3) portrays "The Artist", and Sara Fabel (well-known Finnish tattoo artist and model) plays his seductive apprentice "Uta". Anarchy Parlor will be a frighteningly, terrific thrill to the die-hard fans. Written by Gravitas Ventures

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Director Cameo (Devon Downs): Customer sitting in "The Artist's" chair, getting a neck tattoo, at the end of the movie. See more »

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No animals or blue ring octopi were harmed in the making of this film. See more »

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Robert LaSado saves it from being a total dud
7 July 2016 | by See all my reviews

A very simple 'lure tourists into a dodgy place in order to do despicable things to them' type of horror.

Overall the acting is poor but Robert LaSado is the saving grace here (you might not recognise his name but you've most likely recognise his face).

I mean he can't make you care for the other characters fate of course (being that most of them are such poor actors and very duchy you kind of feel like they deserve to die... in the movie that is) and it doesn't ever really get scary for the same reason (and plot and directing etc of course as well) but Robert LaSado is an effective bad guy and with any lesser actor this could have flunked completely.

But the Gothic atmosphere is pretty cool as well, and plenty of eye-candy (the women most likely got their roles for their willingness to appear nude more than their acting-abilities... but then they are no worse than the other guys).

So yeah definitely nothing you need to see but nothing you have to absolutely avoid either, if it's on TV one late night or so.


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