Zac Efron: Dave Stangle
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Quotes
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Mike Stangle : What's next? I'm gonna walk in on Mom giving Dad a... a push-pop?
Dave Stangle : What's a push-pop?
Mike Stangle : I made it up, Dave. It's a sexual term that I just made up.
Dave Stangle : What's a push-pop?
Mike Stangle : I don't know.
Dave Stangle : What's a push-pop!
Mike Stangle : I don't know!
Dave Stangle : WHAT'S A PUSH-POP?
Mike Stangle : I've been to the bowels of the internet and I've never seen a push-pop.
Dave Stangle : God, just tell me, what's a push-pop?
Mike Stangle : It's a whole hand up an ass, David. Is that what you want me to say?
Dave Stangle : Oh... Oh, God!
Mike Stangle : Two hands! Two hands pushing the pop! Pushing the pop! Is that what you want me to say? I'll send you some links.
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Burt Stangle : [about bringing dates to the wedding] We don't want you showing up stag and riling each other up.
Mike Stangle : We don't rile each other up!
Burt Stangle : We *never* get riled up!
Mike Stangle : I don't get riled!
Dave Stangle : He doesn't, and I don't either!
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Dave Stangle : Maybe Dad'll just forget about his ultimatum.
Mike Stangle : Why would Dad forget about an old tomato?
Dave Stangle : No, his ul... his ultimatum.
Mike Stangle : Old tom...?
Dave Stangle : Ultimatum.
Mike Stangle : Are you saying "old tomato"?
Dave Stangle : Ultima-*tum*, like a tomb or a crypt.
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Burt Stangle : I want you two to bring a date. That's two dates.
Dave Stangle : You want us to bring dates to a wedding?
Mike Stangle : Excuse me?
Dave Stangle : Are you allowed to do that?
