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Zombeavers (2014)

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A fun weekend turns into madness and horror for a bunch of groupies looking for fun in a beaver infested swamp.

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Jordan Rubin

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Al Kaplan (screenplay by), Jordan Rubin (screenplay by) | 1 more credit »
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Rachel Melvin ... Mary
Cortney Palm ... Zoe
Lexi Atkins ... Jenn
Hutch Dano ... Sam
Jake Weary ... Tommy
Peter Gilroy ... Buck
Rex Linn ... Smyth
Brent Briscoe ... Winston Gregorson
Phyllis Katz Phyllis Katz ... Myrne Gregorson
Robert R. Shafer ... Trucker
Bill Burr ... Joseph
John Mayer ... Luke
Jordan Rubin ... Creeper at Gas Station
Sonny Tanning Sonny Tanning ... Radio Commercial Voice (voice)
Fred Tatasciore ... Zombeaver Sounds (voice)
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ZOMBEAVERS is an action-packed horror/comedy in which a group of college kids staying at a riverside cabin are menaced by a swarm of deadly zombie beavers. A weekend of sex and debauchery soon turns gruesome as the beavers close in on the kids. Riding the line between scary, sexy and funny, the kids are soon fighting for their lives in a desperate attempt to fend off the hoard of beavers that attack them in and around their cabin. Written by Anonymous

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You'll all be dammed!

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Comedy | Horror

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Rated R for horror violence/gore, crude sexual content, graphic nudity, and language throughout | See all certifications »

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John Mayer's feature film acting debut. See more »

Goofs

When Sam and Mary are in the bathroom, he takes off all his clothes. When the beaver attacks him in there, he is suddenly wearing his underpants again, with no reason to have put them back on. See more »

Quotes

Sam: [holding up the torso of a dead zombeaver] Is this what you want, you fucks?
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Referenced in Z (Zombie) Reviews: Zombeavers (2014) - Review (2014) See more »

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Music and Lyrics by Sean Lennon and Charlotte Kemp Muhl
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The Pulp Fiction of horror spoofs
24 May 2015 | by lnvictaSee all my reviews

Spoof movies are becoming a lost art. Lately we've been force-fed crap like Scary Movie 5, the Haunted House movies, and even more deplorable knock-offs like Paranormal Whacktivity. Yeah, that exists. The problem with these movies is that for every one joke that hits, there are a hundred that miss. Why? Because they're doing the same sh*t over and over again. There are only so many paranormal jokes you can make before they get old.

However, schlocky old-school B- monster movies are an untapped resource in the art of spoof. Sharknado and Piranha 3D tried their best, and they did provide a few laughs, but no matter how many flying sharks or naked big-breasted swimmers you have in your movie, it doesn't help if the movie itself isn't all that funny. While Zombeavers doesn't have any flying sharks, it has virtually everything else you could possibly want in a so-bad-it's-good movie and then some.

I'll sum it up as quickly as possible. Zombeavers is to horror movies as Naked Gun is to police dramas. It's insane, it's over-the-top, hilariously gratuitous, vehemently stupid, gloriously horrendous, and infectiously entertaining. The acting is perfect for this kind of movie, the writing is surprisingly clever, and the cameos are brilliant. Bill Burr and John Mayer: sounds like a weird combo but who knew John Mayer was freakin' hilarious? I know I didn't until I saw Zombeavers.

To sum up, if you like to laugh, you are doing yourself a disservice by not watching Zombeavers. It's the quintessential horror-spoof stoner-comedy that you can watch with friends and have a blast. As far as creature satires go, Zombeavers puts Sharknado and Piranha 3D to shame.

...quite possibly the most ridiculous sentence in the history of language, which is only a testament to Zombeavers' utter greatness.


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Release Date:

20 March 2015 (USA) See more »

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Opening Weekend USA:

$8,163, 22 March 2015

Gross USA:

$14,947

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$54,985
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