ZOMBEAVERS is an action-packed horror/comedy in which a group of college kids staying at a riverside cabin are menaced by a swarm of deadly zombie beavers. A weekend of sex and debauchery soon turns gruesome as the beavers close in on the kids. Riding the line between scary, sexy and funny, the kids are soon fighting for their lives in a desperate attempt to fend off the hoard of beavers that attack them in and around their cabin.Written by
Near the end of the closing credits there is a disclaimer that "No animals were harmed during the making of this film, although the bear did receive a purple nurple (not our fault, he started it.)" See more »
The barrel of toxic waste at the start of the movie was obviously an empty barrel - full barrels wouldn't float that high in the water (if at all). See more »
[holding up the torso of a dead zombeaver]
Is this what you want, you fucks?
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The Producers Would Like to Thank Beavers Everywhere See more »
This film is entitled 'Zombeavers.' Think about that for a moment. Cute little woodland animals turned into bloodthirsty undead beasts (who then go on to plague the living hell out of three scantily-clad young maidens). If you think that sounds like possibly the worst idea since sharks caught in a tornado then it's best you never ever think of watching this film. If, however, you can lower your mind significantly to appreciate it, you may just get something out of it.
I had had a long day and I needed something totally un-intellectual to relax my mind. This fitted the bill just perfectly. Believe it or not, I do watch somewhat deeper films, but I totally wasn't in the mood for something deep and meaningful. About the level of my IQ was laughing at badly animated puppets with glowing eyes chasing girls in bikinis.
This film is daft and, most importantly, it knows it is. It never tries to be serious and never tries to be anything but what it is – daft, silly fun.
It has no budget. The special effects are anything but special. It has no big name actors. Those who have turned up are largely there for their good looks. And the dialogue isn't great at the best of times. And yet, with all these down-points, I still can't bring myself to hate it.
So, if you've had a long day and want to relax in front of a film where you can totally put your brain 'on hold' for an hour and half, then this is the one for you. If you think you're going to be in for a story filled with excellent character development and broad story arcs the you may need to skip this one.
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