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Jersey Shore Massacre (2014)

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A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.

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Paul Tarnopol

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Danielle Dallacco ... Teresa
Angelica Boccella Angelica Boccella ... Dina
Giovanni Roselli ... Tony
Chris Lazzaro ... Freddy
Nicole Rutigliano Nicole Rutigliano ... Joanne
Ashley Mitchell ... Valerie
Christina Scaglione ... Gigi
Brenton Duplessie Brenton Duplessie ... Vinnie
Brett Azar ... Gino
John Michael Hastie ... Joey
Leonarda Jonie Leonarda Jonie ... Rosemarie (as Leonarda Bosch)
Shawn C. Phillips ... Keith
Richard Christy Richard Christy ... Junior
Sal Governale ... Dominic
Ron Jeremy ... Ronny
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When Teresa and the girls leave their suburban New Jersey salon for a weekend of sun and sin down the shore, they are blindsided by a bizarre twist of events that catapult them from the sands of Seaside Heights to a secluded house deep in the New Jersey Pine Barrens. Frightened by stories of the legendary Jersey Devil, the local population of Pineys and a giant dim-witted neighbor, the girls eagerly return to Seaside Heights where they hook-up with five fist-pumping delinquents who incessantly disrespect all with their reprehensible behavior. As day turns to night, the group converges at a Seaside bar where they are soon ejected for inciting a dance-floor brawl. With nowhere else to go, the group retreats to the house in the Pine Barrens for a night of carnal delights. Blinded by their selfish pursuits, the group remains unaware that their long outstanding debt to humanity is about to be settled - with their lives. One by one, the body count soars as retribution is exacted at the ... Written by Anonymous

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The Situation Just Got Deadly See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Horror

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for graphic bloody horror violence, sexual content, nudity, language and brief drug material | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

22 August 2014 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Massacre em Jersey Shore See more »

Filming Locations:

Newton, New Jersey, USA See more »

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Budget:

$1,400,000 (estimated)
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Trivia

Sal Governale, Richard Christie and Mark Shaw (AKA Bigfoot) are all members of the Howard Stern radio program. See more »

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Tony: Because the peoples is over there and if we play over there no one's gonna see us over there... so why dont't you pick up your sand and move it over there... you feeling me?
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Spoofs Jersey Shore (2009) See more »

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Not the murderous fantasy realized

Guidos and guidettes meet their gory end, but not before they try to smash after fist pumping at the club. Yeah buddy! From the maker of Girls Gone Dead, Paul Tarnopol teams up with Jwoww Productions for the latest addition to the B-movie horror genre to give audiences Jersey Shore Massacre.

A group of girl friends head down the shore for a fun-filled Jersey staycation. When a mistake with their reservation causes their shore house to get snagged, they must venture away from Seaside Heights to a family member's secluded home in the boonies – also known as the Pine Barrens. The guidettes don't let that stop them, they head back to the club and try to find some nice juice-heads. These DTF bimbos find a group of GTL-ed jerks, go back to the house to get into the jacuzzi, but instead are hunted to bloody and gruesome deaths by a deranged killer stalking them.

Jersey Shore Massacre amps up and satirizes Jersey stereotypes just as much as you would expect from this B-movie. The hair, outfits and exchanges between characters, named and parodied off RHONJ, are stupid ridiculous. Interestingly the film tries to be authentic while being absurd by accurately retaining locational vernacular in the dialogue and filming in New Jersey. And with so many Italian actors and actresses cast in Jersey Shore Massacre it makes the opening credits feel like an immigration record from Ellis Island.

All for heavy handed outrageousness – the film starts off strongly. Momentarily Tarnopol's Jersey Shore Massacre is like witnessing the secret and dark fantasy realized – the Jersey Shore cast bludgeoned and dead (joking of course). Preposterously idiotic, but sufficiently better acted than most B-movies thanks to the two female leads portrayed by Angelica Boccello and Danielle Dallacco, Jersey Shore Massacre can't help but make you laugh from the stupidity of the conversations between the characters.

Unfortunately, the novelty of Jersey Shore Massacre fades quickly and interest wanes as it takes almost an hour for the film to switch from Jersey Shore knock off to horror flick. When the horror does get started it is excessively gory and bloody without the campy funny deaths wanted. It takes finesse to be a comedy pretending to be a horror and Jersey Shore Massacre is missing that magical balance.

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