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Jersey Shore Massacre (2014)

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A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.

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Paul Tarnopol

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Danielle Dallacco ... Teresa
Angelica Boccella ... Dina
Giovanni Roselli ... Tony
Chris Lazzaro ... Freddy
Nicole Rutigliano ... Joanne
Ashley Mitchell Ashley Mitchell ... Valerie
Christina Scaglione ... Gigi
Brenton Duplessie Brenton Duplessie ... Vinnie
Brett Azar ... Gino
John Michael Hastie ... Joey
Frank Russo Jr. Frank Russo Jr. ... Michael
Leonarda Jonie Leonarda Jonie ... Rosemarie (as Leonarda Bosch)
Shawn C. Phillips ... Keith
Richard Christy Richard Christy ... Junior
Sal Governale ... Dominic
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When Teresa and the girls leave their suburban New Jersey salon for a weekend of sun and sin down the shore, they are blindsided by a bizarre twist of events that catapult them from the sands of Seaside Heights to a secluded house deep in the New Jersey Pine Barrens. Frightened by stories of the legendary Jersey Devil, the local population of Pineys and a giant dim-witted neighbor, the girls eagerly return to Seaside Heights where they hook-up with five fist-pumping delinquents who incessantly disrespect all with their reprehensible behavior. As day turns to night, the group converges at a Seaside bar where they are soon ejected for inciting a dance-floor brawl. With nowhere else to go, the group retreats to the house in the Pine Barrens for a night of carnal delights. Blinded by their selfish pursuits, the group remains unaware that their long outstanding debt to humanity is about to be settled - with their lives. One by one, the body count soars as retribution is exacted at the ... Written by Anonymous

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Rated R for graphic bloody horror violence, sexual content, nudity, language and brief drug material | See all certifications »

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Trivia

Sal Governale, Richard Christie and Mark Shaw (AKA Bigfoot) are all members of the Howard Stern radio program. See more »

Quotes

Tony: Because the peoples is over there and if we play over there no one's gonna see us over there... so why dont't you pick up your sand and move it over there... you feeling me?
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Entertaining enough for what it was...
5 September 2014 | by paul_haakonsenSee all my reviews

I found "Jersey Shore Massacre" to actually be adequately fun and entertaining, and it was a great spoof on the slasher genre. Take the movie for what it is. I mean, don't expect this movie to challenge your intellect or to reinvent the wheel or anything like that.

The story is fairly simple, well, let's be honest, it is very simple. A group of ladies go to a remote house in a forest for a getaway, and they hook up with some guys who are quite self-obsessed and interested in one thing only. Left to their own in the woods, a deranged killer is stalking the young party-loving people.

Right, that was basically the entire storyline. And yeah, it is a no-brainer in every possible way. But for its simplicity, then there is something entertaining about the movie, as there is a good sense of comedy and thrill throughout the course.

The characters in the movie were very, very generic for the slasher genre, and that was one of the reasons why the movie worked so nicely, because the characters were the summary of every single generic and stereotypical character in slasher movies past, present and future. Personally, I didn't fully understand the need to put Ron Jeremy in this movie. And I also had problems dealing with the Freddy character (played by Chris Lazzaro); wow, that was one disturbingly annoying character.

The actors and actresses were also doing good jobs with their roles and characters, despite these characters being so generic and stereotypical. And the performances by the actors and actresses also helped to boost the movie and bring it a notch upward.

I will say that the gore, blood and splatter effects were actually quite good, and they really helped to keep the movie afloat. And there is a good amount of bloodshed and violence throughout the movie without it becoming too much.

"Jersey Shore Massacre" is entertaining enough for a single viewing. I give it a 5 out of 10 stars.


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Release Date:

22 August 2014 (USA) See more »

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$1,400,000 (estimated)
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