Jersey Shore Massacre (2014)

A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.

Director:

Paul Tarnopol

Writers:

Paul Tarnopol (screenplay), Goldeneye (screenplay)

Stars:

Danielle Dallacco, Angelica Boccella, Giovanni Roselli

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Danielle Dallacco	...	Teresa
Angelica Boccella	...	Dina
Giovanni Roselli	...	Tony
Chris Lazzaro	...	Freddy
Nicole Rutigliano	...	Joanne
Ashley Mitchell	...	Valerie
Christina Scaglione	...	Gigi
Brenton Duplessie	...	Vinnie
Brett Azar	...	Gino
John Michael Hastie	...	Joey
Leonarda Jonie	...	Rosemarie (as Leonarda Bosch)
Shawn C. Phillips	...	Keith
Richard Christy	...	Junior
Sal Governale	...	Dominic
Ron Jeremy	...	Ronny

Storyline

When Teresa and the girls leave their suburban New Jersey salon for a weekend of sun and sin down the shore, they are blindsided by a bizarre twist of events that catapult them from the sands of Seaside Heights to a secluded house deep in the New Jersey Pine Barrens. Frightened by stories of the legendary Jersey Devil, the local population of Pineys and a giant dim-witted neighbor, the girls eagerly return to Seaside Heights where they hook-up with five fist-pumping delinquents who incessantly disrespect all with their reprehensible behavior. As day turns to night, the group converges at a Seaside bar where they are soon ejected for inciting a dance-floor brawl. With nowhere else to go, the group retreats to the house in the Pine Barrens for a night of carnal delights. Blinded by their selfish pursuits, the group remains unaware that their long outstanding debt to humanity is about to be settled - with their lives. One by one, the body count soars as retribution is exacted at the ...

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Plot Keywords:

new jersey | violence | beach | nightclub | defecation | 

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Taglines:

You're not the only one who wants them dead.

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for graphic bloody horror violence, sexual content, nudity, language and brief drug material

Details

Official Sites:

Official site

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

22 August 2014 (USA)

Also Known As:

Massacre em Jersey Shore

Filming Locations:

Newton, New Jersey, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$1,400,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

JSM productions1, Spy Global Media

Technical Specs

Runtime:

88 min

Color:

Color

Did You Know?

Trivia

Sal Governale, Richard Christie and Mark Shaw (AKA Bigfoot) are all members of the Howard Stern radio program.

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Quotes

Freddie: Fat Camp Massacre... this is supposed to be the best movie ever.

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Crazy Credits

There is a scene during the ending credits.

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Connections

Spoofs Jersey Shore (2009)

User Reviews

Complete Garbage _ JWow not producer material

First off, you can see that it is someone without much experience trying to produce a low budget movie. The acting, if you can call it that is pathetic. I would venture to say, the producer had her friends get together and attempt to make this poor attempt at a horror movie. The intro didn't seem to have anything to do with the rest of the film, usually there is something that relates to what is coming up. This intro made it seem as though there was going to be another direction for the film to take. They tried to make a Mafia film, then turn it into a Friday the thirteenth sort of horror flick, with a bunch of no talent fairly unattractive New Jersey girls. Later we meet the just as dumb Jersey boys that are in the film, and sadly their attempt at acting is probably worse than that of the girls. Not all people from NJ, are complete idiots and talk like they only made it as far as the second grade. The plot was ridiculous, and to top it off you have Ron Jeremy as the only (Famous) lol, actor in the film. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME with this piece of junk.