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"The Simpsons" Black-Eyed, Please (TV Episode 2013) Poster

(TV Series)

(2013)

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Ms. Cantwell: [to Chalmers and Skinner] You two are the worst dressed gay men I've ever met.

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Edna Krabappel: Honey, I know you feel guilty that you cold-cocked Homer.

Ned Flanders: Please don't say that word in bed.

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Edna Krabappel: Only one way to get rid of her: the nuclear option.

Homer Simpson: How much plutonium do you need? I must warn you, it might take me twenty minutes to get it.

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Ned Flanders: Homer, I'm insisting on a fisting!

Waylon Smithers: What's this about a fisting?

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Superintendent Chalmers: Mrs. Simpson, this school does not hire bullies.

Principal Skinner: That's right. We...

Superintendent Chalmers: Quiet, nerd!

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Ned Flanders: I want you hit me in the eye. If you do, we'll be even according to Exodus, Leviticus and Matthew.

Homer Simpson: So you went and hired a law firm, eh?

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Dr. Hibbert: You'll need to wear an eyepatch for a couple of weeks, but I'm afraid you might never see another 3-D movie again.

Homer Simpson: But the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology.

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Homer Simpson: Unions are the worst. There's this one guy at the plant. Has caused three meltdowns, and he's still working there.

Marge Simpson: Homer, that's you.

Homer Simpson: Oh. I say union, you say power. Union!

Marge Simpson: [flatly] Power.

Homer Simpson: Union!

Marge Simpson: Power.

Homer Simpson: [Whispers] You're a little flat on the powers, but don't worry. The union's got our backs.

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Ned Flanders: How long has it been since we prayed together, neighbor?

Homer Simpson: This is praying? Get me out of here!

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Ned Flanders: [Dreaming of entering his own personal Hell] Was this always waiting for me, or was it put up recently? That's all I wanna know.

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Lisa Simpson: How does someone become a bully?

Dolph: Neglect.

Jimbo Jones: Abuse.

Kearney: I'm a Cubs fan.

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Mr. Burns: [Sees Homer asleep, but wearing eyepatches with eyes painted on them] Look at those wide-alert eyes. Now there's an employee with a case of the go-get'ems.

[Homer snores]

Mr. Burns: Listen to that lion's roar of determination.

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Homer Simpson: Look at the size of that bird. I'd go Henry VIII on those drumsticks.

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Jimbo Jones: Your teacher is a bully?

Dolph: That means we all could be teachers!

Jimbo Jones: I'm going to get a Hyundai Elantra!

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