Ms. Cantwell: [to Chalmers and Skinner] You two are the worst dressed gay men I've ever met.
Edna Krabappel: Honey, I know you feel guilty that you cold-cocked Homer.
Ned Flanders: Please don't say that word in bed.
Edna Krabappel: Only one way to get rid of her: the nuclear option.
Homer Simpson: How much plutonium do you need? I must warn you, it might take me twenty minutes to get it.
Superintendent Chalmers: Mrs. Simpson, this school does not hire bullies.
Principal Skinner: That's right. We...
Superintendent Chalmers: Quiet, nerd!
Ned Flanders: I want you hit me in the eye. If you do, we'll be even according to Exodus, Leviticus and Matthew.
Homer Simpson: So you went and hired a law firm, eh?
Dr. Hibbert: You'll need to wear an eyepatch for a couple of weeks, but I'm afraid you might never see another 3-D movie again.
Homer Simpson: But the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology.
Homer Simpson: Unions are the worst. There's this one guy at the plant. Has caused three meltdowns, and he's still working there.
Marge Simpson: Homer, that's you.
Homer Simpson: Oh. I say union, you say power. Union!
Marge Simpson: [flatly] Power.
Homer Simpson: Union!
Marge Simpson: Power.
Homer Simpson: [Whispers] You're a little flat on the powers, but don't worry. The union's got our backs.
Ned Flanders: How long has it been since we prayed together, neighbor?
Homer Simpson: This is praying? Get me out of here!
Ned Flanders: [Dreaming of entering his own personal Hell] Was this always waiting for me, or was it put up recently? That's all I wanna know.
Lisa Simpson: How does someone become a bully?
Jimbo Jones: Abuse.
Kearney: I'm a Cubs fan.
Mr. Burns: [Sees Homer asleep, but wearing eyepatches with eyes painted on them] Look at those wide-alert eyes. Now there's an employee with a case of the go-get'ems.
Mr. Burns: Listen to that lion's roar of determination.
Homer Simpson: Look at the size of that bird. I'd go Henry VIII on those drumsticks.
Jimbo Jones: Your teacher is a bully?
Dolph: That means we all could be teachers!
Jimbo Jones: I'm going to get a Hyundai Elantra!